World Matchplay - Lucky Dip (BULLSEYE Wins)

[Jimmi]

He can get onto a packed Blackpool tram after going to Wetherspoons.

[skweezit]

dear safc,

the two boys, Merv and Luuuuke, you sent me here at matchplay camp have arrived and are getting settled in nicely.
we all went out to eat the first night and luuuuke forgot the word "sides" and asked the waiter
if the menu item came with any "accessories"
the waiter asked if he meant utensils and we laughed.
at which point Merv chimed in and said luuuuke meant "accomplices" you know, add-on foods.
well, that broke the ice and we all laughed so hard that everyone turned to look at us.
later Merv pretended to eat a spoon while waiting for a 2nd basket of rolls before our main meals came.
that set luuuke off into a giggling fit that I thought would never end.
got them both to bed early as tomorrow will be all about practice.
I got them matching t-shirts to wear and will suprise them with them sometime today.
I think they'll do well in your comp.

regards,
skweeze

[Randall]

Doubt they would let the covidiot board

[Safc]

dear safc,

the two boys, Merv and Luuuuke, you sent me here at matchplay camp have arrived and are getting settled in nicely.
we all went out to eat the first night and luuuuke forgot the word "sides" and asked the waiter
if the menu item came with any "accessories"
the waiter asked if he meant utensils and we laughed.
at which point Merv chimed in and said luuuuke meant "accomplices" you know, add-on foods.
well, that broke the ice and we all laughed so hard that everyone turned to look at us.
later Merv pretended to eat a spoon while waiting for a 2nd basket of rolls before our main meals came.
that set luuuke off into a giggling fit that I thought would never end.
got them both to bed early as tomorrow will be all about practice.
I got them matching t-shirts to wear and will suprise them with them sometime today.
I think they'll do well in your comp.

regards,
skweeze

[Emulsfier]

dear safc,

the two boys, Merv and Luuuuke, you sent me here at matchplay camp have arrived and are getting settled in nicely.
we all went out to eat the first night and luuuuke forgot the word "sides" and asked the waiter
if the menu item came with any "accessories"
the waiter asked if he meant utensils and we laughed.
at which point Merv chimed in and said luuuuke meant "accomplices" you know, add-on foods.
well, that broke the ice and we all laughed so hard that everyone turned to look at us.
later Merv pretended to eat a spoon while waiting for a 2nd basket of rolls before our main meals came.
that set luuuke off into a giggling fit that I thought would never end.
got them both to bed early as tomorrow will be all about practice.
I got them matching t-shirts to wear and will suprise them with them sometime today.
I think they'll do well in your comp.

regards,
skweeze

Is this you before or after a snickers?

[HalloweenJack]

24

"Wadey"

Senna will be stalking HJ even more

I mean let’s be accurate here

[Safc]

24

"Wadey"

Senna will be stalking HJ even more

I mean let’s be accurate here

U have missed the boat mate Duzza was left I gave it a bit but then Malanax came along

[HalloweenJack]

"Wadey"

Senna will be stalking HJ even more

I mean let’s be accurate here

U have missed the boat mate Duzza was left I gave it a bit but then Malanax came along

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

[The Thorn]

"Wadey"

Senna will be stalking HJ even more

I mean let’s be accurate here

U have missed the boat mate Duzza was left I gave it a bit but then Malanax came along

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

It's over, loser

[HalloweenJack]

Senna will be stalking HJ even more

I mean let’s be accurate here

U have missed the boat mate Duzza was left I gave it a bit but then Malanax came along

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

It's over, loser

🥱

[sennafan24]

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

Let's hope it stays that way.

[HalloweenJack]

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

Let's hope it stays that way.

You and I and everyone else reading this forum knows if that happened, you would be ‘devastated’

On a more serious note, I want to know who you think would win an arm wrestling match between Wesley Harms and Thorn?

[The Thorn]

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

Let's hope it stays that way.

You and I and everyone else reading this forum knows if that happened, you would be ‘devastated’

On a more serious note, I want to know who you think would win an arm wrestling match between Wesley Harms and Thorn?

My right arm is really strong

[Jimmi]

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

Let's hope it stays that way.

You and I and everyone else reading this forum knows if that happened, you would be ‘devastated’

On a more serious note, I want to know who you think would win an arm wrestling match between Wesley Harms and Thorn?

My right arm is really strong

[HalloweenJack]

Tbh whilst the Euros has been on, I’ve barely looked at other sections of this forum.

Let's hope it stays that way.

You and I and everyone else reading this forum knows if that happened, you would be ‘devastated’

On a more serious note, I want to know who you think would win an arm wrestling match between Wesley Harms and Thorn?

My right arm is really strong

I don’t think Wesley would stand a chance with your ‘bionic’ arm.
Senna will no doubt say Wesley would win, just to be a contrarian

[Randall]

Harms wouldn't show up for it

[Safc]

Harms wouldn't show up for it

Phil Barrs will be livid

[The Thorn]

Harms wouldn't show up for it

Wires need wired

[Randall]

Harms wouldn't show up for it

Phil Barrs will be livid

Top players can skip as many as they like though

[Safc]

Harms wouldn't show up for it

Phil Barrs will be livid

Top players can skip as many as they like though

Yes as long he can interview to lick their arse and ask totally irreverent questions.