MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

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Who would you rather win?

Michael van Gerwen
15
65%
Michael Smith
4
17%
I'd rather have an ingrowing toenail
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17%
 
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MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:45 pm

The question that needs answering. Who would you want to win in a match between our two favorite players?
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Randall » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:47 pm

In growing toenails are nasty little cunts
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Randall » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:47 pm

I voted mvg
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:47 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:47 pm In growing toenails are nasty little cunts
I had to think of something truly horrific to make it an interesting choice.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Safc » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:48 pm

MVG
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Jimmi » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:50 pm

Neither.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:56 pm

MVG.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:59 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:50 pmNeither.
Its them or the toenail mate.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Jimmi » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:01 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:59 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:50 pmNeither.
Its them or the toenail mate.
Never had an in growing toenail.
Had to look at these two cunts for years.

I’ll cautiously take the toenail.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:04 pm

Having had an ingrowing toenail I will have to vote for the Goblin.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by DeepFriedRat » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:13 pm

Van Gerwen is a horrible mong to watch at times with the fist pumps but has previous for being sporting and gracious in defeat. Seems decent to the fans as well (but I could be wrong)...

Smith on the other hand is disgustingly petulant and disgusting to look at in general. His attitude towards Durrant in 2019 and the PL debutants this year has been laughable.

This all would've been excusable if he backed up the arrogance by translating his obvious talent to concrete greatness. However, he's arguably the biggest choker in the history of darts, with the possible exceptions of Mike Gregory and Ian White. Van Gerwen's arrogance is warranted as he has produced a standard of play in patches unparalleled by anyone, even Taylor.

Smith by a landslide is worse. So I'll root for MVG.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by sennafan24 » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:16 pm

Smith.

Don't like him at all, but I hate it when Van Goblin wins.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:17 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:16 pm Smith.

Don't like him at all, but I hate it when Van Goblin wins.
You are becoming a softie in your old age if you are commenting in a HJ sponsored poll.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Jimmi » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:17 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:13 pmhas previous for being sporting and gracious in defeat.
The only positive of Van Gerwen.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by The Thorn » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:20 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:16 pm Smith.

Don't like him at all, but I hate it when Van Goblin wins.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:35 pm

MvG

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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:45 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:17 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:16 pm Smith.

Don't like him at all, but I hate it when Van Goblin wins.
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:07 pm

MVG is a tosser but he's not that bad a person overall, he's entertaining for me and like DFR says he does take defeat pretty well in comparison to Smith, MVG all day long
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Safc » Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:10 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:07 pm MVG is a tosser but he's not that bad a person overall, he's entertaining for me and like DFR says he does take defeat pretty well in comparison to Smith, MVG all day long
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Re: MvG vs Michael Smith, whom do you root for?

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:17 pm

I want to know who the other two toenail pickers are :D
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