The worst walk on in darts....

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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:25 pm

Rogg wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:10 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:06 pm
Rogg wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:59 pm I'd forgotten about the OBM 54321 Thunderbirds thing at the start of his walk-on tune. Did he use that at the Slam too? I don't think I ever watched his walk-ons at the Grand Slam, for health reasons.
It is a good job that it wasn't a real dog...
The speed that he walks, the dog would be dead by the time he reached the stage..
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:27 pm

Randall wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:19 pm Ted's fake bat routine as well
Call me cringe but Hankey's walk on has always been one of my favourites.

Top 32 players with walk ons that I think could be considered shit are...

Price- as already touched upon
Cross- shoehorned and more appropriate for Deta Hedman's personality
Wade- Bonkers was perfect, good song and tongue in cheek
Cullen- for similar "end of the night" reasons as Gurney
Suljovic- his old one Life is Live was much better imo
Noppert- very forgettable
Dobey- whatever the fuck that shite is
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Safc » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:36 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:27 pm
Randall wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:19 pm Ted's fake bat routine as well
Call me cringe but Hankey's walk on has always been one of my favourites.

Top 32 players with walk ons that I think could be considered shit are...

Price- as already touched upon
Cross- shoehorned and more appropriate for Deta Hedman's personality
Wade- Bonkers was perfect, good song and tongue in cheek
Cullen- for similar "end of the night" reasons as Gurney
Suljovic- his old one Life is Live was much better imo
Noppert- very forgettable
Dobey- whatever the fuck that shite is
I like both of Mensur's but then again I like Mensur :lol:

Noppie's - Uzmet ozcan was better
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:39 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:36 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:27 pm
Randall wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:19 pm Ted's fake bat routine as well
Call me cringe but Hankey's walk on has always been one of my favourites.

Top 32 players with walk ons that I think could be considered shit are...

Price- as already touched upon
Cross- shoehorned and more appropriate for Deta Hedman's personality
Wade- Bonkers was perfect, good song and tongue in cheek
Cullen- for similar "end of the night" reasons as Gurney
Suljovic- his old one Life is Live was much better imo
Noppert- very forgettable
Dobey- whatever the fuck that shite is
I like both of Mensur's but then again I like Mensur :lol:

Noppie's - Uzmet ozcan was better
Yeah I liked the old Noppie one- I like the Euro EDM walk ons. Martin Garrix Animals or DVBBS Tsunami would make a good one for somebody.

More often than not you see Sky bullying players out of using what they want for the viewing purposes. Dirk's hardstyle was involuntarily binned for Moves like Jagger Ally Pally once and he looked well pissed. Ratajski also has his preferred Polish song which only appears on Euro Tour and ITV. Sky play Status Quo for him.
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Jimmi » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:39 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:28 pm Cant stand Humphries walk on song

Gurney and Asp's piss me off aswell just drunken Chav sing a long anthems
Hilarious because “Chavs” (are they even a thing anymore?)
would never listen to The Killers or Neil Diamond.
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Safc » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:43 pm

Jimmi wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:39 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:28 pm Cant stand Humphries walk on song

Gurney and Asp's piss me off aswell just drunken Chav sing a long anthems
Hilarious because “Chavs” (are they even a thing anymore?)
would never listen to The Killers or Neil Diamond.
I like the The Killers and Neil Diamond but by god them songs are now annoying as fuck .

Mr Brightside is a drunken Scum council estate anthem up here I can assure you as is kings of leon - sex on fire
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:02 pm

Jimmi wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:36 pm Rob Cross is up there with Hot hot hot...

it is such a shit walk on tune
Should have kept “High Voltage” by Electric Six.
Wasn't that something to do with Mardle and Sky....
I remember Wayne going on and on about how it was a crap song for him, during the world's that he won,
and then by the time the Masters came around he had changed it to this shit..

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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:02 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:43 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:39 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:28 pm Cant stand Humphries walk on song

Gurney and Asp's piss me off aswell just drunken Chav sing a long anthems
Hilarious because “Chavs” (are they even a thing anymore?)
would never listen to The Killers or Neil Diamond.
I like the The Killers and Neil Diamond but by god them songs are now annoying as fuck .

Mr Brightside is a drunken Scum council estate anthem up here I can assure you as is kings of leon - sex on fire
this...

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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Jimmi » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:41 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:43 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:39 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:28 pm Cant stand Humphries walk on song

Gurney and Asp's piss me off aswell just drunken Chav sing a long anthems
Hilarious because “Chavs” (are they even a thing anymore?)
would never listen to The Killers or Neil Diamond.
I like the The Killers and Neil Diamond but by god them songs are now annoying as fuck .

Mr Brightside is a drunken Scum council estate anthem up here I can assure you as is kings of leon - sex on fire
Always hated “Sex on Fire”.
Terrible, overplayed song.
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Jimmi » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:42 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:02 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:36 pm Rob Cross is up there with Hot hot hot...

it is such a shit walk on tune
Should have kept “High Voltage” by Electric Six.
Wasn't that something to do with Mardle and Sky....
I remember Wayne going on and on about how it was a crap song for him, during the world's that he won,
and then by the time the Masters came around he had changed it to this shit..
Fucking Mardle. :lol:
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Tommo » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:04 pm

All of them.
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:12 pm

Tommo wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:04 pmAll of them.
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Safc » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:13 pm

Tommo wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:04 pmAll of them.
What about the time Maria O'Brien walked on naked
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:32 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:13 pm
Tommo wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:04 pmAll of them.
What about the time Maria O'Brien walked on naked
Was her cock dragging along the floor?

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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by sennafan24 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:33 pm

I hate The Killers.

But I don't mind Ted Hankey or his entrances.
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Post by viced92 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:36 pm

Bunt's new one..ugh

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Post by sennafan24 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:52 pm

DBG - Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit.
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

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tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:02 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:36 pm Rob Cross is up there with Hot hot hot...

it is such a shit walk on tune
Should have kept “High Voltage” by Electric Six.
Wasn't that something to do with Mardle and Sky....
I remember Wayne going on and on about how it was a crap song for him, during the world's that he won,
and then by the time the Masters came around he had changed it to this shit..
Think he'd changed it before the Worlds
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by thegentle » Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:23 am

I get Bunting didn't want to keep the Family Guy gimmick up, but this new walk-on song, horrendous. Price's is awful too, honestly, if I were his manager I'd be pleading with him to change it, Manley changing to Amarillo managed to get the simpletons off his back...
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Re: The worst walk on in darts....

Post by Randall » Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:23 am

When dulls shouts world along with the caller
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