Kevin Painter's retirement speech

[Randall]

Type of guy you would want in the trenches beside you, but not a doubles partner



Written by Painter himself under a false name i bet



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A genuinely sad day

In my learned opinion, the best player never to win a world title, and a top ten player of all time.

Will probably be remembered as the hardest darts player ever, which isn’t wrong.

Sad day.

Would there be room in the trenches for all his handbags?

[mad jock]

Type of guy you would want in the trenches beside you, but not a doubles partner



Written by Painter himself under a false name i bet



Quote
A genuinely sad day

In my learned opinion, the best player never to win a world title, and a top ten player of all time.

Will probably be remembered as the hardest darts player ever, which isn’t wrong.

Sad day.

Would there be room in the trenches for all his handbags?

He can hide behind them

[sennafan24]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

[Randall]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

Was it hj?

[tungsten tossers]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

Was it hj?

[Wolflanternbumbag]

Don’t do it Kev!

[tungsten tossers]

Don’t do it Kev!

Do it Kev !!!! Retire you cunt

[Wolflanternbumbag]

Don’t do it Kev!

Do it Kev !!!! Retire you cunt

+1

[HalloweenJack]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

Was it hj?

7/10 for effort

[Randall]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

Was it hj?

7/10 for effort

Thank you, cunt .

[HalloweenJack]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

Was it hj?

7/10 for effort

I havent seen a real vagina in years

Honesty there.

[Randall]

Top 10 player of all-time?

Fucking hell.

Was it hj?

7/10 for effort

I havent seen a real vagina in years

Honesty there.

My eyesight is pretty bad

[Dfc180]

To be fair to kev, he came pretty close to winning the world championship but he is nowhere near a top 10 of all time or even a top 32 of all time. Poor deluded fucker needs to go away quietly

[daveboygreen]

Always nice to see all the love on forums for the players that play the sport you all claim to love and follow to then slag off, The man has given half his life to playing darts and has had success through it....Can any of you cunts say the same?

[HalloweenJack]

Always nice to see all the love on forums for the players that play the sport you all claim to love and follow to then slag off, The man has given half his life to playing darts and has had success through it....Can any of you cunts say the same?

+1000000000

[sennafan24]

Always nice to see all the love on forums for the players that play the sport you all claim to love and follow to then slag off, The man has given half his life to playing darts and has had success through it....Can any of you cunts say the same?

+1000000000

Get a new gimmick.

Your current persona is staler than Oche's ffs.

[SuperSwede]

I like Painter but he doesn't help himself.

His brashness (now) is clearly rooted in insecurity. From what i gather he has had a rough few years personally recently.

[HalloweenJack]

Always nice to see all the love on forums for the players that play the sport you all claim to love and follow to then slag off, The man has given half his life to playing darts and has had success through it....Can any of you cunts say the same?

+1000000000

Get a new gimmick.

Your current persona is staler than Oche's ffs.

I see you are now copying what I once put regarding yourself
No gimmick at all, DBG is actually spot on and I agree with him.
I’m so sorry my opinion doesn’t follow your dreams for this forum.

[Randall]

Always nice to see all the love on forums for the players that play the sport you all claim to love and follow to then slag off, The man has given half his life to playing darts and has had success through it....Can any of you cunts say the same?

Fucks it gotta do with you?

[Malanax]

Tonights pearl of wisdom spotted on Facebook on a painter retirement article

Pdc
Need to start giving lifetime honourary membership to hall of fame players
As per golf do to an extent
So they can get invites and compete
Players like Barney shouldn’t have to re Qualify to get a card