Kevin Painter's retirement speech

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by The Thorn » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:13 pm

In my learned opinion, fuck off
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Jimmi » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:14 pm

Malanax wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:09 pm Facebook comment I saw. Get some odd opinions on social media. Painter top 10 of all time ffs


A genuinely sad day

In my learned opinion, the best player never to win a world title, and a top ten player of all time.

Will probably be remembered as the hardest darts player ever, which isn’t wrong.

Sad day.
I want what that person is on
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by The Thorn » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:15 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:14 pm
Malanax wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:09 pm Facebook comment I saw. Get some odd opinions on social media. Painter top 10 of all time ffs


A genuinely sad day

In my learned opinion, the best player never to win a world title, and a top ten player of all time.

Will probably be remembered as the hardest darts player ever, which isn’t wrong.

Sad day.
I want what that person is on
FB is free to use, mate
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Jimmi » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:16 pm

The Thorn wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:15 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:14 pm
Malanax wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:09 pm Facebook comment I saw. Get some odd opinions on social media. Painter top 10 of all time ffs


A genuinely sad day

In my learned opinion, the best player never to win a world title, and a top ten player of all time.

Will probably be remembered as the hardest darts player ever, which isn’t wrong.

Sad day.
I want what that person is on
FB is free to use, mate
It shouldn’t be for the comedic genius of that post.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:32 pm

Jesus wept
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Safc » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:34 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:32 pmJesus wept
He did he did
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:36 pm

Safc wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:34 pm
Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:32 pmJesus wept
He did he did
When he was up on the cross dying for our sins
If he was told one day people would discuss kp as top ten of all time he would have climbed down and fucked off home
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:37 pm

"Learned opinion"
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Safc » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:37 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:36 pm
Safc wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:34 pm
Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:32 pmJesus wept
He did he did
When he was up on the cross dying for our sins
If he was told one day people would discuss kp as top ten of all time he would have climbed down and fucked off home
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:41 pm

Safc wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:37 pm
Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:36 pm
Safc wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:34 pm
Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:32 pmJesus wept
He did he did
When he was up on the cross dying for our sins
If he was told one day people would discuss kp as top ten of all time he would have climbed down and fucked off home
:lol:
Imagine soldiers on the somme being told of the utter pointlessbess of dying to protect a future full of such sycophants.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Malanax » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:42 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:36 pm
Safc wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:34 pm
Randall wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:32 pmJesus wept
He did he did
When he was up on the cross dying for our sins
If he was told one day people would discuss kp as top ten of all time he would have climbed down and fucked off home
:lol:

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Gidra » Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:24 am

How hard is Kev?
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by D & B » Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:27 am

Gidra wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:24 am How hard is Kev?
Flaccid.

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:29 am

Gidra wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:24 am How hard is Kev?
You would struggle to miss his chin in a fight
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Gidra » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:12 pm

Being "hardest man in darts", I believe, is as significant as being tallest of the Pygmies, smartest of the Murka peoples, biggest cunt of the Dutch... Ne c'est pas?
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by bullseye » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:14 pm

Kev's granite 😂😂😂

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:21 pm

bullseye wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:14 pm Kev's granite 😂😂😂
Kitchen worktops?
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Malanax » Fri Feb 19, 2021 2:07 pm

Another Facebook comment I've just seen that made me laugh, on a darts news site announcing gilding tour card

First comment
Hope he gets his teeth sorted


Someone else said
what have his teeth got to do with darts???


Same guy replies
it's absolutely disgusting when he talks pure yellow there's no need
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Feb 19, 2021 2:45 pm

bullseye wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:14 pm Kev's fucking shite 😂😂😂
He certainly is

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by mad jock » Fri Feb 19, 2021 3:40 pm

Type of guy you would want in the trenches beside you, but not a doubles partner :lol:



Written by Painter himself under a false name i bet :lol:



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A genuinely sad day

In my learned opinion, the best player never to win a world title, and a top ten player of all time.

Will probably be remembered as the hardest darts player ever, which isn’t wrong.

Sad day.

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