Friday Top 5 - Jazz Mags

[Furious Wolfie 180]

1) Penthouse
2) Mayfair
3) Escort
4) Men Only
5) Fiesta

[M H]

Years since I looked at any of them, are they still on sale?

[Furious Wolfie 180]

Years since I looked at any of them, are they still on sale?

Not sure, been years since i seen any of them.....staple diet of my youth though. Youn'uns have got it too easy these days...one click and its frankie galore...

[M H]

That's why I think the old tit books have gone tits up to be honest

[Furious Wolfie 180]

Lucky little fuckers, I remember the days of finding them under the bridge near my house and sending my mate big Dan in to the corner shop to buy em.

Top notch birds back in the day were far nicer.....most these day looking minging with fake tits, lips done etc....looks awful imo. The Jordan type look....fake!

[Dartfrog]

Penthouse was pish. Escort was the best one. Readers wives.
Swank was ok.

[Sheep Shagger]

well thanks a lot fellas, based upon your recommendations I skipped down to my local newsagents and bought all five of the recommended jazz mags, I did need a little help getting the damn things down because some silly sod had put them on the top shelf, being a short arse can be hard at times but thankfully a rather tall 12 year old girl came in with her mother and I asked her to reach them all down for me, bless her heart she even checked they were the current editions and not last months by opening them up.

I never recognised her mother as an ex girlfriend but she must have been as for no reason at all she started hitting me with her handbag and calling me a pervert. The shopkeeper eventually calmed her down and I was able to make my purchase.

I hurried to the street cafe and bought a cup of coffee, unable to decide which to read first I ripped the silly plastic cover off of all of them, opened them and scattered them on the table in order to choose which one to start with. Well Jazz mags have changed since the last time I bought one, oh yes they still have the readers letters section but I struggled to see the relevence to be honest?

This is the last time I buy any jazz mags recommended by you lot, not one article on Miles Davis, George Benson or the new Hugh Laurie album, I did find a story entitled "Satchmo's sticky lips" but after turning the page upside down I came to the conclusion that it was not a real photo of Louis Armstrong.

Yours sincerely,

annoyed of the cotswolds

[Justin Credible]

Score
Over 40
LegWorld
Hustler
Juggs