Last day on earth!
- Dartfrog
- Posts: 7664
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
So a meteor is about to hit earth and you have only 24 hours left to live, what do you do?
How would you spend your last day on earth?
I personally would like to score some heroin and literally go out on a high whilst my bird said she would hide in the attic ffs.
How would you spend it?
How would you spend your last day on earth?
I personally would like to score some heroin and literally go out on a high whilst my bird said she would hide in the attic ffs.
How would you spend it?
-
- Posts: 12372
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:30 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
Hide?!?
I'd go and get high and drunk as fuck while smoking the finest cigars I can fine.
I'd go and get high and drunk as fuck while smoking the finest cigars I can fine.
- sat
- Posts: 3036
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:31 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
Get the telescope out and watch that big bastard roll on in.
- micko
- Posts: 6962
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:44 pm
- Location: Banana Republic.
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
Would like to think that all the family would be together for the last few hours.
Skulling beer and partying as there will be no tomorrow, literally. Go out in a drunken haze is the only way.
Skulling beer and partying as there will be no tomorrow, literally. Go out in a drunken haze is the only way.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
- M H
- Site Admin
- Posts: 75641
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 10:24 am
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
If I had enough money in the bank or credit on the cards I'd have the most hedonistic day ever. If we're dead, we're dead
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
- Dartfrog
- Posts: 7664
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
By that point money wouldn't mean shit though. People would be going mad shooting others, riots, etc etc.
That's why the bird would spend it in the attic with candles pillows and wine.
That's why the bird would spend it in the attic with candles pillows and wine.
-
- Posts: 12372
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:30 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
Pillow?
- M H
- Site Admin
- Posts: 75641
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 10:24 am
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
There'd still be idiots doing business, greed has no boundaries
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
- Dartfrog
- Posts: 7664
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
Damn right, the attic isn't the comfiest, pillows and blankets, music, heroin, chocolate, candles etc.
Business wouldn't be because shops would be looted, credit cards wouldn't work, electricity, gas,phones etc probably would not work either.
Business wouldn't be because shops would be looted, credit cards wouldn't work, electricity, gas,phones etc probably would not work either.
- sat
- Posts: 3036
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:31 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
24 hours to go and you just knows twats would be looting tvs and such. Might loot myself a Lamborghini for a few hours.
- Dartfrog
- Posts: 7664
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
Thought you'd be more a bike person sat, nick yourself a Fireblade or whatever.
- welsh
- Posts: 2912
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 8:02 pm
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
I'd be paraletic on some fine scotch whisky and not notice anything !! Wonder if the local Indian will be open or will it shut early.
-
- Posts: 12372
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:30 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
I'd take the djemba twins and their pl medals to point and laugh at Steven gerrard.
-
- Posts: 141102
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 4:29 pm
- Location: Peoples Republic of Cork
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
take a walk through the city centre ........god forbid anyone that even looks at me in the wrong way.
After a while of having fun go home and snuggle up with my she wolf (wife)...and border collies and sleep through it
After a while of having fun go home and snuggle up with my she wolf (wife)...and border collies and sleep through it
- Dartfrog
- Posts: 7664
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
City centre would be the last place to go Gaz, most of it on fire no doubt, stray bullets etc.
The beach sounds more peaceful.
The beach sounds more peaceful.
-
- Posts: 141102
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 4:29 pm
- Location: Peoples Republic of Cork
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
Dartfrog wrote:City centre would be the last place to go Gaz, most of it on fire no doubt, stray bullets etc.
The beach sounds more peaceful.
I know...I would be the one doing it.Burn the shithole to the ground.
- sat
- Posts: 3036
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:31 pm
- Contact:
Last day on earth!
Never fancied one of those. Maybe a Ducatti Monster which I always wanted. Don't know if they still make them.Dartfrog wrote:Thought you'd be more a bike person sat, nick yourself a Fireblade or whatever.
I'd still go the car over that though.
- doG
- Posts: 6550
- Joined: Sat May 07, 2011 9:28 pm
- Location: Off my lead
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
Yeah nah, I'd go down the butchers and break in if necessary, make a B line for the bones bin. I'd full a back pack with the best bones money can't buy, then off down the supermarket and buy some water and candles and batteries, then down to the gun shop to stock up on ammunition.Dartfrog wrote:So a meteor is about to hit earth and you have only 24 hours left to live, what do you do?
How would you spend your last day on earth?
I personally would like to score some heroin and literally go out on a high whilst my bird said she would hide in the attic ffs.
How would you spend it?
Once the meteor hits and the dust cloud surrounds the globe sending it into darkness for several months, in which time there will be no power, no water, no sewage, no sun light, no TV, no internet, people will be scavaging and small local gangs will try and take control of supermarkets, the food supply etc. It will be caos, my gun collection will come in handy, as will a few spare bones.
doG
dOg...off his chain
- micko
- Posts: 6962
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 3:44 pm
- Location: Banana Republic.
- Contact:
Re: Last day on earth!
doG wrote:Yeah nah, I'd go down the butchers and break in if necessary, make a B line for the bones bin. I'd full a back pack with the best bones money can't buy, then off down the supermarket and buy some water and candles and batteries, then down to the gun shop to stock up on ammunition.Dartfrog wrote:So a meteor is about to hit earth and you have only 24 hours left to live, what do you do?
How would you spend your last day on earth?
I personally would like to score some heroin and literally go out on a high whilst my bird said she would hide in the attic ffs.
How would you spend it?
Once the meteor hits and the dust cloud surrounds the globe sending it into darkness for several months, in which time there will be no power, no water, no sewage, no sun light, no TV, no internet, people will be scavaging and small local gangs will try and take control of supermarkets, the food supply etc. It will be caos, my gun collection will come in handy, as will a few spare bones.
doG
What good is a gun collection to a dog?????
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
- doG
- Posts: 6550
- Joined: Sat May 07, 2011 9:28 pm
- Location: Off my lead
- Contact:
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests