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by a massive zebra » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:11 pm
trainer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:55 pm
Fantasy Dave's fantasy darts ability has been finally put to bed
After a 5-1 win?
Can you consistently average 70+?
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by a massive zebra » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:43 pm
Loses 5-2 to Graham Usher in the last 128 with a 73 average, but he hit a 14 darter!
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by thegentle » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:04 pm
a massive zebra wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:43 pm
Loses 5-2 to Graham Usher in the last 128 with a 73 average, but he hit a 14 darter!
daveboygreen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:56 pm
Mabbsy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:34 pm
No haven't a clue, q-school open to all so good luck to him I guess, hope he doesn't run into an inspired DBG
Seen him play, Does not worry me in the slightest and I wouldn't think I would have to be in inspired form to turn him over.
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by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:07 pm
thegentle wrote:a massive zebra wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:43 pm
Loses 5-2 to Graham Usher in the last 128 with a 73 average, but he hit a 14 darter!
daveboygreen wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:56 pm
Mabbsy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:34 pm
No haven't a clue, q-school open to all so good luck to him I guess, hope he doesn't run into an inspired DBG
Seen him play, Does not worry me in the slightest and I wouldn't think I would have to be in inspired form to turn him over.
Oh thats lovely


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by trainer » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:24 pm
a massive zebra wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:11 pm
trainer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:55 pm
Fantasy Dave's fantasy darts ability has been finally put to bed
After a 5-1 win?
Can you consistently average 70+?
Yes
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by SolidSCB » Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:07 pm
Last time I played superleague, I went and played as someone else as a favour as the team were short. I literally had to go to Argos on the way and buy some cheap shit darts and managed to average 72 or so in my match.
and that isn't some humble brag, it's a fucking minging standard of play that won't even get you near a pub open title and anyone who has taken "months off work" to work on their game and can only achieve that standard should be completely fucking ashamed of themselves. Absolutely dire stuff.
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by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:10 pm
DBG losing 5-3 with a 70 average there. Included a scoring visit of 11 for the 2nd game running, as well as a scoring visit of FIVE
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by Cooking with Sandra » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:14 pm
SolidSCB wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:07 pm
Last time I played superleague, I went and played as someone else as a favour as the team were short. I literally had to go to Argos on the way and buy some cheap shit darts and managed to average 72 or so in my match.
and that isn't some humble brag, it's a fucking minging standard of play that won't even get you near a pub open title and anyone who has taken "months off work" to work on their game and can only achieve that standard should be completely fucking ashamed of themselves. Absolutely dire stuff.
Bollocks. 24-25 per dart would have you top 20 in most super leagues. It’s not awful by any stretch but it proves he’s been telling porkies about his ability (which we all knew anyway).
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by SolidSCB » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:23 pm
Low 70's is poo. Especially, as mentioned, it's after taking 3 months off work to achieve.
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by Snakehipsx2 » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:30 pm
a massive zebra wrote:Loses 5-2 to Graham Usher in the last 128 with a 73 average, but he hit a 14 darter!
This post sums up his game nicely
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by Cooking with Sandra » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:48 pm
SolidSCB wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:23 pm
Low 70's is poo. Especially, as mentioned, it's after taking 3 months off work to achieve.
It’s not. It’s just not good enough at the level his ego dictates he play at.
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by SolidSCB » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:54 pm
That's exactly what I mean. It's completely irrelevant at both the top level of darts and this challenge your level too. I couldn't care less if he can beat people in his local league games every week with a 70 average. As soon as he steps into a wider pool, i.e. the Riley's thing he's nothing more than another body throwing mediocre darts.
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by Mabbsy » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:04 pm
Fear not folks he will be back soon enough to tell us all about it.
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by trainer » Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:36 am
Fantasy Dave escorted from the venue by security after kicking off after Graham Usher ripped him a new arsehole.


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by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:51 am
trainer wrote:Fantasy Dave escorted from the venue by security after kicking off after Graham Usher ripped him a new arsehole.


But then let back in for the afternoon event.....hmmm.
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by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:40 am
Yeah, surely they would take action quickly against a previous offender.
And it's not like Lewis and Painter escaped punishment when they did similar.
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HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:35 am
Okay, I stand corrected.
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by SolidSCB » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:09 am
I'd imagine after taking 8 slipperings in a matter of a week or so the anger is bubbling quite nicely. Probably be his family on the recieving end.
Thought maybe the lesser pressure of the challenge tour might bring a slightly higher standard from him, but no. That's exactly his level. Good pub player but an also ran who will never get close to winning anything everywhere else, just like I predicted. Mouth writes cheques that his talent can't cash.
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by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:17 am
Seems this was the issue...
It was during his 2nd game in CT3 where a bit of argument occurred.
His opponent was left handed and taking the darts out of the board with his right hand and than walking back to the left of the oche. DBG took offence to this and an official was called to clear up matters.
To make matters worse in one of the following legs DBG took out a lovely 62 finish in 3 darts. The issue was that he actually required 66.
He did actually play in CT 4.

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by Captain Hobo » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:17 am
SolidSCB wrote: ↑Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:09 am
I'd imagine after taking 8 slipperings in a matter of a week or so the anger is bubbling quite nicely. Probably be his family on the recieving end.
Thought maybe the lesser pressure of the challenge tour might bring a slightly higher standard from him, but no. That's exactly his level. Good pub player but an also ran who will never get close to winning anything everywhere else, just like I predicted.
Mouth writes cheques that his talent can't cash.
650 pounds worth so far. Be surprised if we see him on the Challenge Tour again.
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by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:29 am
The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:17 am
Seems this was the issue...
It was during his 2nd game in CT3 where a bit of argument occurred.
His opponent was left handed and taking the darts out of the board with his right hand and than walking back to the left of the oche. DBG took offence to this and an official was called to clear up matters.
To make matters worse in one of the following legs DBG took out a lovely 62 finish in 3 darts. The issue was that he actually required 66.
He did actually play in CT 4.
He's not going to last the full season, is he?
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HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:35 am
Okay, I stand corrected.
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