cricket thread

[tungsten tossers]

Can't see much happening at Headingley today tbh

[oche balboa]

Nope it was rained off

[Mabbsy]

Shame that the real cricket has been shunted into the autumn so that the crisp packet circus could be delivered in August.

Sigh.

[oche balboa]

Never usually rains in September...Much

[Randall]

Last night I dreamt my grandmother was walking out to face the west Indies at Lords in 1984

[Randall]

Luckily the alarm went off as she took guard to big bird

[HalloweenJack]

Last night I dreamt my grandmother was walking out to face the west Indies at Lords in 1984

I hope she wore a helmet.

[Randall]

Last night I dreamt my grandmother was walking out to face the west Indies at Lords in 1984

I hope she wore a helmet.

Yes
She walked out swinging her bat Botham style

[HalloweenJack]

Luckily the alarm went off as she took guard to big bird

By some strange coincidence, I had the same dream and I can tell you first ball she swept him majestically through the covers for 4
Randall bellowed ‘No, no, no Grandma, don’t be so extravagant.
Then there was a freak Tsunami and the match was abandoned.

[Randall]

Luckily the alarm went off as she took guard to big bird

By some strange coincidence, I had the same dream and I can tell you first ball she swept him majestically through the covers for 4
Randall bellowed ‘No, no, no Grandma, don’t be so extravagant.
Then there was a freak Tsunami and the match was abandoned.

She was a wily old girl
Even mid 80s she had a mean serve in tennis
Rip nan

[tungsten tossers]

Luckily the alarm went off as she took guard to big bird

[Captain Hobo]

Last night I dreamt my grandmother was walking out to face the west Indies at Lords in 1984

I had an odd dream last week where I was playing at the Crucible against Anthony McGill.

The session was nearly over and I was trailing 2-1.

[Randall]

Luckily the alarm went off as she took guard to big bird

The way she was digging in he had a fight on his hands.

[tungsten tossers]

Luckily the alarm went off as she took guard to big bird

The way she was digging in he had a fight on his hands.

Granny Boycott

[oche balboa]

WE ARE GOING UP

WE ARE GOING UP

[KingBinglin]

WE ARE GOING UP

WE ARE GOING UP

Given the budget, the coaching team and the pathway (you have a few good players, all will be ruined by the time they are 21), it'll be 'we're going down' etc

[oche balboa]

WE ARE GOING UP

WE ARE GOING UP

Given the budget, the coaching team and the pathway (you have a few good players, all will be ruined by the time they are 21), it'll be 'we're going down' etc

Not going to disagree we are going to struggle big time

[HalloweenJack]

Yorkshire would have finished 3rd if it wasn’t for the points deduction. We will go up next season.

[Captain Hobo]

Yorkshire would have finished 3rd if it wasn’t for the points deduction. We will go up next season.

'Subjective'

[Captain Hobo]

1 MCC cunt expelled and 2 given suspensions.

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