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Today Michael once again mucked three darts at a double to allow Jose de Sousa to crush his hopes.

Just another day in the life of Michael Shit.

Another day of disaster for the "World #4".

Will "Bully Boy" ever add to his prestigious 2018 Shanghai Darts Masters and 2013 World Youth Champion titles?
When do commentators and pundits alike realise he's never going to be the threat they make him out to be?

This thread should have been made years ago. So much wasted post potential

This can double up as the fuck off Michael smith thread

Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.

Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.

You sound like someone who tortured ants and kittens as a child

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:01 pm

Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.

You sound like someone who tortured ants and kittens as a child

As a cat owner, never. But I just enjoy seeing that moron Smith get more and more upset.

Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.

Take off the 1st 2 sentences and I agree

Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.

Eloquent.

+1

I jumped and cheered when De souza hit the winning double fuck off bullybitch.

SRW wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:22 pm I jumped and cheered when De souza hit the winning double fuck off bullybitch.

I woke the dogs up with my celebration

Smith needs these....

Smith is a fat cunt.

Made my day.

A timely bump.

4-1 down against Wright, gets it back to 6-4, misses D10 for 7-5, misses D12 for a 9 to break the throw and gives up.

Embarrassing.

A tad harsh?
Granted he is a cunt

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:53 pm A tad harsh?
Granted he is a cunt

Perhaps, given what Wright threw in the last session, but that last leg was a joke.

Fiss Plaps wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:55 pm

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:53 pm A tad harsh?
Granted he is a cunt

Perhaps, given what Wright threw in the last session, but that last leg was a joke.

I'm sure when he missed the 9 he mimicked choking?

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:00 pm

I'd forgotten this