Michael Smith shits himself again thread

[Randall]

Beautiful

[tungsten tossers]

Off you fuck BellyBoy

[Randall]

Off you fuck BellyBoy

+1

[shenmue]

Lovely.

[TheMalteseDart]

How are them 5 players better than me?!?!?

[Richard Clock]

Yeah baffling comments from the man who cries halfway through finals when he’s getting battered. He’s a much better player to watch than Cross and Durrant, and probably better than them on current form, but I still wouldn’t have him in. Aspinall probably the least deserving out of that lot and is only in it because he was runner up, but take Asp out and Smith still doesn’t deserve a place. Two players championships and bottling the masters final means fuck all.

[Malanax]

Asp
Clayton
Durrant
De sousa
Dvdb
.
Would be my guess of his 5

[Emulsfier]

How are them 5 players better than me?!?!?

What. A. Twat.

[Richard Clock]

Asp
Clayton
Durrant
De sousa
Dvdb
.
Would be my guess of his 5

Yeah that’s who I was thinking. Asp is probably correct for the calendar year. They couldn’t not have Durrant in it. You win a Matchplay, your names going to be in the hat. And people like De Sousa cos he’s not a miserable cunt like Smith.

[SuperSwede]

[Malanax]

Tbf the last 5 legs or so was brilliant and Smith in the last leg was great to watch

[Randall]

Polish this thread for later

[Randall]

How are them 5 players better than me?!?!?

What. A. Twat.

Earned him kotw though

[Rogg]

Price, Dimitri, De Sousa, Durrant and Clayton have all come through Q-School since Smith cracked the Top 32. They all hold Premier TV titles at this very minute.

So maybe somebody is starting to feel a little aged and lost. Maybe the PDC could make him a little trophy to recognise that he is 'good'.

[The Thorn]

He might as well join Fatpot in the ferry exbos. Same entitled attitude. Except six chins has won absolutely fuck all. Scott Mitchell has won bigger things than you, you fucking twat!

[Gidra]

Price, Dimitri, De Sousa, Durrant and Clayton have all come through Q-School since Smith cracked the Top 32. They all hold Premier TV titles at this very minute.

So maybe somebody is starting to feel a little aged and lost. Maybe the PDC could make him a little trophy to recognise that he is 'good'.

I say it's a curse, Rogg. A PDC word youth champion curse.
Just look at the bunch of useless fucks - Monk, Hubbard, Smith, Hopp, Cudby, Humphries...
Not a single TV title among them.
VdB lifted the curse after winning it second time.
True story.

[Emulsfier]

Today Michael was smashed by Jose de Sousa.

Fuck off Michael Shit you pathetic manchild.

[Randall]

Excellent stuff

[Emulsfier]

Also it is absolutely wonderful that we got the thud thud thud... 26 in the last leg

[SuperSwede]

We'll always have Shanghai.