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Randall wrote:Cant pay we'll take it away
Bdo special

Quite sure thats the 2nd time you have done that one in this thread

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 5:36 pm

Randall wrote:Cant pay we'll take it away
Bdo special

Quite sure thats the 2nd time you have done that one in this thread

With my memory who is surprised?

Surprise surprise
Cilla reveals the bdo world prize fund to the winner who were expecting 100k.

Blankety Blank - Watch as uncle Des reveals his list of sponcers to a live audiance of fanatics. You wont believe what happens next!

The BDO Bang Theory: A group of mental midgets and their girlfriends devise schemes to propel the BDO into a viable sporting product. The laughs abound when the schemes unravel, resulting in the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

The Cast:
Sheldon Cooper: Des horse braiding Jacklin as the arrogant know it all whose plans constantly fall apart. All the while blaming his friends for his own failures.

Leonard Hofstadter: Paula Medusa Jacklin as the side kick who always goes along with Sheldon's plans, and often times undermining the plans with her or his own stupidity. But always loyal.

Penny: Sherock Fallon as the the loveable neighbor and the object of Leonard's sexual affections. Finds fame for a brief moment to actually rise above her own under privileged upbringing to obtain a brief moment of fame.

Raj Koothrappali: The dirty foreigner whose sexually ungratifying life is dictated by women; played by Wesley Harms.

Howard Wolowitz: The bumbling moron whose only claim to fame is winning the Dutch Open and smashing doors at Lakeside and subservient to his girlfriend\wife played by Ross Montgomery.

Bernadette Rostenkowski: The cute and forceful manipulatively fearsome girlfriend of Howard played by the Snarling Russian Ana Dobromyslova .

Amy Farrah Fowler: The brainy blundering socially awkward homely love interest of Sheldon played by Anca Zijlstra; who also has a sexual attraction to Penny.

Professor Proton: The only real scientist who is relegated to hosting a childrens show on the WDF network and youthful mentor to Leonard and Sheldon portrayed by Little Richard Ashdown.

Barry Kripke: The University colleague of Sheldon, Lenoard, Raj and Howard; who constantly undermines the schemes of the group and holds a grudge against them because he is as completely useless as they are, played by Tommy Thomspon

Stuard\t Bloom (Comic Bookstore Owner): A poor lonely looser looking for affection and approval from the main group of protagonist played by Oche Balboa (also plays in the band performing the theme song, see below)

The Bully and previous Boyfriend of Penny: A short term lover who being spurned by Penny turns to the threat of a hammer on Leonard over the gift of a small pet. Played by Chris Mason

theme song by the band They Must Be Mushrooms: members; Rout, IFM, Oche Balboa and Paddy McGinty on percussions.

It ain't half empty dez
Hosted by Windsor Davis from the 02

Are you being paid?
Mrs sugden questions the lakeside field while trina plays with her pussy.

Family Misfortunes - A history of the BDO. 1992 onwards.

Both feet in the grave.
Starring olly croft

Special screening of Delusions of Grandeur - Local nobody Martin Adams believes he is one of the greatest darts players of all time, and amasses a number of mad followers who revel in his fantasy.

Question Time

Barry Hearn replaces Fiona Bruce in the chair and is joined by a panel of Des Jacklin, Tomny Thompson, Sue Williams and Martin Adams.

The studio guests comprise the delegates from all counties who take part in the BICC.

Stay at Lakeside. Protect the BDO. Save Wolfie.

5pm

BDO : Countdown Series 18 episode 5

Andy Fordham v "New Challenger" Dave Evans

Info: Description: Andy beats his previous best score of 7 (Sausage) With a New best ever score of 8 (Sausages)

6pm

28 Pints of Carling and A bag of piss

Info: Description : In Depth look into the World Masters 2019

7pm

Wanted Down Under BDO Edition

Info: Description: The Jacklins travel to Hell (Swindon) to catch up with Olly Croft, Martin (I hate wogs) Fitzmaurice, The 35 corpses who operate darts for windows at lakeside, Ritchie George and Bloke Who Pisses in pint glasses to see what life after the BDO looks like

9-11.50pm

Martin Adams Missed Double 12 on Repeat vs Durrant

11.50pm - 5am

Yoeri Duijster's Happy 5 hours plus 10 min shoot up

The prize is right?
Leslie crowther hosts as the 02 field query their cheques

The mushroom viewers will love this one.
The Great Flounce Off. Real life story of darts blogger Justin Credible as he travels to forum after forum. Finds himself making more enemies than friends and in each location makes the grand jesture of leaving claiming to never return. Which Apostle will be the traitor to finally drive the knife into JC's back?

Bob Ross: Director, historical researcher, and Producer

cannibal wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 12:41 pm The mushroom viewers will love this one.
The Great Flounce Off. Real life story of darts blogger Justin Credible as he travels to forum after forum. Finds himself making more enemies than friends and in each location makes the grand jesture of leaving claiming to never return. Which Apostle will be the traitor to finally drive the knife into JC's back?

Bob Ross: Director, historical researcher, and Producer

Chortle

Safc wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 12:36 am 9-11.50pm

Martin Adams Missed Double 12 on Repeat vs Durrant

Subscribed.

The Double One Show

Fun at the darts! Ray Stubbs challenges legend of the oche Martin 'Wolfie' Adams to today's 30-minute webcam challenge of hitting any double other than Double 1. Bobby George provides expert analysis from the safe distance of 1,750 kilometres. Will history be made? Dust off your arrows and join in at home.

Mervyn On

Profile. Former Governor of the Bank of England Mervyn King on the continuing mental strain of being confused with the 2004 Winmau World Master. Martin Atkins (Wigan) presents.

What Virus?

It's July. It's Blackpool. So where's the darts? Lee Taylor recruits reigning BDO world champion Christian Kist to investigate.