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Ood & Drink

Controversial hit gameshow where team members attempt to mime the identity of Doctor Who monsters while attached to an ethanol drip. Fans' favourite Andy Fordham returns as team captain to replace the late Dave Parletti.

Top gear
The bdo travel club try out all the available drugs in the chalets at the Welsh open.

It ain't half hot up my bum

Life gets uncomfortable for Tony eccles.

Prime Suspect.

Jane Tennyson wades through piles of shit in an effort to catch the killer of the BDO

The Sue Ryder Cup

Daytime show. Two teams of BDO players try and find bargains in their local Sue Ryder charity shop.

The Farmer's Harvest(er)

Fat fuck Scott Mitchell attempts to eat the salad bar at his local Harvester bare.

Man versus Food

Live and exclusive from Lakeside as the audience attempt to get to grips with the bizzare pricing structure of the menu.

Mission Impossible

a group of darts fans try to get a straight answer out of the governing body - with predictable results
(this organisation will self destruct in 5 seconds)

Mabbsy wrote:Man versus Food

Live and exclusive from Lakeshite as the audience attempt to get to grips with the bizzare pricing structure of the menu.

Adam the presenter realises he has met his match when Andy Fordham eats an entire restaurant including the tables and chairs

tungsten tossers wrote:

Mabbsy wrote:Man versus Food

Live and exclusive from Lakeshite as the audience attempt to get to grips with the bizzare pricing structure of the menu.

Adam the presenter realises he has met his match when Andy Fordham eats an entire restaurant including the tables and chairs

And customers

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Richie Burnett & Kevin McDine discuss the Colombian powder trade.

Friday Night Soft Porn Film: Honselaar III

The third outing for everyones favourite European strumpet. Honselaar and her architect husband continue their amoral lifestyle in the Dutch Antilees. But when a casual dilliance between her and the local county chairman starts to turn serious her husband shows very traditional signs of jealousy.

Fiss Plaps wrote:Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Richie Burnett & Kevin McDine discuss the Colombian powder trade.

Mad Max

In a not-too-distant dystopian future, when man's most precious resource -- Lakeside ranking points -- have been depleted and the world plunged into war, famine and financial chaos, the last vestiges of the law in the Netherlands attempt to restrain a vicious county darts team.
Edwin Max, a player from a rival team , launches a personal vendetta against the gang when his wife and son are hunted down and murdered by a man in a blue zip-up jacket, leaving him with nothing but the instincts for survival and retribution.

Life's too short- Ross Montgomery learns the hard way that being a midget is not considered an excuse for arse grabbing.

It'll be alright on the night - hosted by the Selecta's, an in depth look at the future of the BDO

60 Minute Makeover - Claire Sweeney and her team finally get around to demolishing the Lakeside.

Dallas

That famous episode where the oldest major in the world was televised, but it all turns out to be a dream

The Ginge Reaper wrote:Dallas

That famous episode where the oldest major in the world was televised, but it all turns out to be a nightmare

More accurate

Wife Swap - The supreme leader of the BDO pimps out her wife Des to anyone that is desperate enough
The F Word - BDO management proportions the blame for everything to items beginning with F. Pilot episode includes forums, foreigners and ferrets
Grange Hill - Youth player Martin Phillips passes his English GCSE while James Hurrell finally works out how to use a crayon
Mock the Weak - Fizmaurice's ghost bullies dying Asians