The chase your dream thread. Sponsored by Richard Swainston
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:07 am
Hi. I'm Surrey. My dream is to be a world renowned porn star. I may only have a 4 inch cock and borderline man boobs, but nothing will stop me pursuing my goal.
I managed to last 10 minutes while shagging the missus last month. Then last week I caused her to have an orgasm so loud that it startled the neighbours... By getting her some new batteries for that massive vibrating purple thing in her knicker drawer.
For just a 500 pounds donation, I can get your companies name tattoed on my arse to get a piece of the action. So when I'm thrusting away, your business gets noticed. There is room for 30 company logos.
Obviously my early porn exploits won't get televised (unless you count the CCTV round the back of Poundland). I will of course initially be paying prostitutes but that is an investment worth making.
Once I get noticed as a world class shagger, directors will be paying me to work alongside the birds you wank over.Let me know if you want to take up some of my buttock space.
I managed to last 10 minutes while shagging the missus last month. Then last week I caused her to have an orgasm so loud that it startled the neighbours... By getting her some new batteries for that massive vibrating purple thing in her knicker drawer.
For just a 500 pounds donation, I can get your companies name tattoed on my arse to get a piece of the action. So when I'm thrusting away, your business gets noticed. There is room for 30 company logos.
Obviously my early porn exploits won't get televised (unless you count the CCTV round the back of Poundland). I will of course initially be paying prostitutes but that is an investment worth making.
Once I get noticed as a world class shagger, directors will be paying me to work alongside the birds you wank over.Let me know if you want to take up some of my buttock space.