Dear Apple

[sat]

I hate you. I fucking hate you. Never will I buy a product of yours again. Cunts.

Love sat.

[Knots & crosses]

In what regard?

[Justin Credible]

whats the core issue then ?

what planted these seeds of anger.

Thought i would ask before someone pips me to the post

[sat]

Pretentious store practice which I whinged about a while ago and still haven't got over, and now the Kindle app has has it's store button forcibly removed.

[Knots & crosses]

Oh dear.

[Randall]

i had reason to go in the t mobile store recently and was shocked to find the staff to behave in a human none robotic manner.

[sat]

Innit. Do you know why their stuff is so pricey? Cos there's 53 staff in a shop with 15 items on display. Three people on the door, of which two ignore you, probably for not looking geeky enough.

[sat]

Did you know you need A FUCKING APPOINTMENT in the Apple Store, randall? No they can't see you now, whether or not you had to get a lift in especially or not, you have to go home and book online a ten minute slot. Even though they have two members of staff per thing, and extra to sit about talking geek with each other.

[Randall]

the missus used to work opposite a mobile phone store.

the staff had to have group hugs and sing songs before they opened. they also couldnt leave without high fiving there replacement at the end of a shift.

fucking pathetic.

[sat]

Oh, and they e-mail you your reciept too. They have your address you see, you had to hand it over when you booked the appointment.

Also off at a tangent, 'confused.com' is not a fucking question.

[Justin Credible]

Thats the joy of not owning a phone....peace .

[sat]

the missus used to work opposite a mobile phone store.

the staff had to have group hugs and sing songs before they opened. they also couldnt leave without high fiving there replacement at the end of a shift.

fucking pathetic.

Haha. Well one night late I was in Asda when a announcement came over the tannoy asking all staff to go to the front of the store for bonding. We watched bemused as a group hug took place.

[Randall]

im probably the last person in the galaxy who doesnt know what an "app" is.

[Knots & crosses]

Mobile phones are awesome.

[sat]

im probably the last person in the galaxy who doesnt know what an "app" is.

An app is a fab thing until Apple decide to 'do a Microsoft'.

[Randall]

the missus used to work opposite a mobile phone store.

the staff had to have group hugs and sing songs before they opened. they also couldnt leave without high fiving there replacement at the end of a shift.

fucking pathetic.

Haha. Well one night late I was in Asda when a announcement came over the tannoy asking all staff to go to the front of the store for bonding. We watched bemused as a group hug took place.

thats since it became part of the walmart chain i believe. american bullshit.

i dont have any staff but on the rare occasion i am blessed with one i put the fuckers to work not have a cuddle and a sing song with them. the worlds gone mad.

[sat]

Staff bonding is bollocks imo. Once the number gets over a certain size some law must kick in to say there will be at least three people you utterly despise.

[Randall]

im probably the last person in the galaxy who doesnt know what an "app" is.

An app is a fab thing until Apple decide to 'do a Microsoft'.

when anyone says apple to me i still think of the fruit.

an app to me is a kettle or a toaster. i only use my phone for calls and texts, maybe i am missing out.

[Randall]

Staff bonding is bollocks imo. Once the number gets over a certain size some law must kick in to say there will be at least three people you utterly despise.

all this team building, climbing mountains etc in the middle of nowhere. what a sack of shit.

[sat]

I am on my phone now. Fact is that it doesn't need to be an iphone. This will be the last. I do like the smartphone things, almost like a pocket comp with a phone tacked on.