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Hello all! I am new to the forum and not sure if this is the right area to pot this, but I have recently moved from the USA to a very quaint town in Southern Ukraine called Nikolaev. I'm wondering if anyone knows-- A) if they play darts here at all... and B) if there are any pubs in Nikolaev that have a board or two.
I'm dying to play!!!
Thanks for any responses!!

Frank

I know the USA has turned in to a shithole led by a maniac

but moving to a country that has chernobyl radiation , civil war and lack of first world order does seem a drastic step.

Next you will want bdo darts

Listers Phase 2, mate.

frpax wrote:Hello all! I am new to the forum and not sure if this is the right area to pot this, but I have recently moved from the USA to a very quaint town in Southern Ukraine called Nikolaev. I'm wondering if anyone knows-- A) if they play darts here at all... and B) if there are any pubs in Nikolaev that have a board or two.
I'm dying to play!!!
Thanks for any responses!!

Frank

Thanks for posting. Now, fuck off cunt!

War mongering Imperialist former Empire rebuilding Russian Cunts been using these darts recenlty against the Dutch

There's a couple of darts pubs in my local town of Pripyat that should only be a short donkey ride for you François.
Firstly The Geiger counters daughter has three melted boards stuck too the walls and serves a cracking pint of uranium 500 roentgens ( beware, half a dozen of those fuckers & your wandering home on spaghetti legs).
My mate Timmy two heads is the team captain over there and they've won the league for the last 30 years on the bounce, unfortunately the rest of the team & the barmaid offer little in the way of conversation due to the fact they are giant cockroaches.
The other Boozer "The Thalidomides foot wank" is a fucking right doss hole and the only cunts that gets in there are the ghost of Alexander Litvinenko and the cleaner who goes by his darts nickname of the Plutonium Parasite but his real name is Steve Alker.
once Steve finishes dusting the radioactive isotopes off the ceiling he's usually up for a throw and his Mamma Cass glow in the dark ham sandwiches are to die for.....literally.

frpax wrote:Hello all! I am new to the forum and not sure if this is the right area to pot this, but I have recently moved from the USA to a very quaint town in Southern Ukraine called Nikolaev. I'm wondering if anyone knows-- A) if they play darts here at all... and B) if there are any pubs in Nikolaev that have a board or two.
I'm dying to play!!!
Thanks for any responses!!

Frank

Surprisingly parts Southern Ukraine got less of a dose of the radioactive isotopes than Norn Iron, North Wales and West Scotland,
Fotunatley Belorus and Russia copped more that Ukraine.

Thats mainly Caesium, has a half life of about 30 years so is not as nasty as it once was.

Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

frpax wrote:

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

The same person that gave you the decent answer should ban all the others.

Sin wrote:Thats mainly Caesium, has a half life of about 30 years so is not as nasty as it once was.

While is was on the belarus border so they got it as bad if not worse than ukraine, it did fuck up the ukraine.

It used to be called the "bread basket of the soviet union"....I remember my history and geography well.
Crops were amazingly not selling after that

frpax wrote:

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

I will finger you, daddy.

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

frpax wrote:

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

I will finger you, daddy.

Do you clip your fingernails before or after?

Bob Ross wrote:

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

frpax wrote:

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

I will finger you, daddy.

Do you clip your fingernails before or after?

during

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

Bob Ross wrote:

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

frpax wrote:

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

I will finger you, daddy.

Do you clip your fingernails before or after?

during

Pictures?

frpax wrote:

The General wrote:Asking around the local area seems like a better bet to me.

the only decent answer i received. thank you

as for the rest of you, wtf??

Welcome to forum life.

ok thanks

All these retarded geek threads lately must have been started by the same person trying to do some trolling.

smeg head, cram your blue fingers up your rectum....There are we back to our normal programming now?

As to the original poster, a few minutes plunking around this forum before posting one would have discovered this place is generally full of useless cunts.
A few more minutes and you would have learned that most here are actually proud to be a useless cunt.

Good luck on your mission to find a place to play darts. Upside just by leaving the USA as a dart player you have improved your game.