The Porn Thread

[D & B]

No, some painful waxing that porn stars (teehee) have to endure.

[TheArrow]

Ah, the old back, sack and crack, was struggling with the abbreviation, I have one every week anyway regardless of whether or not I'm shooting.

[D & B]

Ah, the old back, sack and crack, was struggling with the abbreviation, I have one every week anyway regardless of whether or not I'm shooting.

Where do you get it done?

[TheArrow]

Ah, the old back, sack and crack, was struggling with the abbreviation, I have one every week anyway regardless of whether or not I'm shooting.

Where do you get it done?

You thinking about having one done? I go to Barry's Red Waxing's.

[D & B]

Ah, the old back, sack and crack, was struggling with the abbreviation, I have one every week anyway regardless of whether or not I'm shooting.

Where do you get it done?

You thinking about having one done? I go to Barry's Red Waxing's.

Do you partake in Barry's extra service?

[TheArrow]

Ah, the old back, sack and crack, was struggling with the abbreviation, I have one every week anyway regardless of whether or not I'm shooting.

Where do you get it done?

You thinking about having one done? I go to Barry's Red Waxing's.

Do you partake in Barry's extra service?

No, but he said they would be 'on the house' if I ever change my mind.

[Mr. Myers]

Which porn stars have you banged that we may know? Just so I can be even more jealous

[TheArrow]

No one famous, only did my first last week Myers!

[Mr. Myers]

No one famous, only did my first last week Myers!

You're a credit to the entire male population, I applaud you.

This guy is one of my faves:

[TheArrow]

Don't know who that is tbh, you have favourite male porno actors?

[Mr. Myers]

Don't know who that is tbh, you have favourite male porno actors?

Keiran Lee, the only porn star who's dick is insured for 1 million dollars lol

And yeah I do, TheArrow is my favourite

[TheArrow]

One day Myers, one day my dick will be insured too!

Overall the day was great, started off awkward as another guy turned up as Homer Simpson but luckily he's the old Homer who's been sacked, security got rid of him.

Maude, Maude, Maude. You should have seen Maude! Wow, what a stunner. Hip flexors will be aching for days what a great workout. Only messed up my lines once and it was on the cumshot, I shouted 'Doh' very loud instead of 'Doughnuts', luckily my second load was big enough so no harm done.

Oh, and the third character, was Mr. Burns! I shit it at first and said I'm not fucking an old man painted yellow, thankfully I didn't have to, his part was a to just sit there and stare at my ass.

Absolutely exhausted now.

[Mr. Myers]

One day Myers, one day my dick will be insured too!

Overall the day was great, started off awkward as another guy turned up as Homer Simpson but luckily he's the old Homer who's been sacked, security got rid of him.

Maude, Maude, Maude. You should have seen Maude! Wow, what a stunner. Hip flexors will be aching for days what a great workout. Only messed up my lines once and it was on the cumshot, I shouted 'Doh' very loud instead of 'Doughnuts', luckily my second load was big enough so no harm done.

Oh, and the third character, was Mr. Burns! I shit it at first and said I'm not fucking an old man painted yellow, thankfully I didn't have to, his part was a to just sit there and stare at my ass.

Absolutely exhausted now.

haha simpsons parody, sounds like fun, proper jealous, glad you enjoyed it!

[Mr. Myers]

Be honest Arrow, every guy likes big massive fake tits, just like every woman likes an 8 inch dick

[Justin Credible]

I dont like fake tits, would sooner natural tits anyday.

If you ever experience enough women you will understand why.

[TheArrow]

I like them both, natural better though.

[D & B]

The more pert the better.

[Mr. Myers]

I like them both, natural better though.

I just want them big, don't give a shit about size

[TheArrow]

I would love to have one of those women who can smash watermelons with their tits do that on my face.

[Tommo]

I like them both, natural better though.

I just want them big, don't give a shit about size

Eh?