The Good Morning Thread - 12pm to 12am

[micko]

dont see why you would be ashamed of latin dancing, I mean you already admitted to lovin chess, dont ger more lower than that.

Matter of fact i reckon th..............wait...............I think i hear a plane..........back in a few minutes.

Did you see it too Gaz?.........ah the fun.

I think I put my shoulder out

Me and the kids ran out straight away.......the pointing and laughing we did..........the wife said we're mad, crazy feckers altogether.

[M H]

Morning tossers!

[Jockenaria]

Morning.......


Bloody kids up too early again

[gazman]

Morning Jock. Mine have given me a lie in today

Well the suns out and Im heading off for a golf comp in about an hour! Life is pretty darn good.

[M H]

Sun's out here as well and once the dog gets up I'll be out for a walk. An afternoon of beer and darts then awaits

[Mr Sheen]

Last day at work so hoping for a good day and that one of the interviews I have lined up for this week is successful.

[D & B]

Good luck with that Sheeno.

Morning, got a bit of a head at the moment.

Off out with the kids on their bikes, then been told I'm cooking a BBQ and that will end with another hangover tomorrow.

[Randall]

morning gents.

going for a stagger round the park shortly, hoping it might ease my back a bit.

[Sprocket501]

Morning cunt. Lawn mowing day, I think.

[Randall]

Morning cunt. Lawn mowing day, I think.

is aid coming round?

[Sprocket501]

No, I no longer command the respect or authority that I once did across the dart forums.

[Randall]

No, I no longer command the respect or authority that I once did across the dart forums.

damn that darty.

[Justin Credible]

No, I no longer command the respect or authority that I once did across the dart forums.

nonsense, its just the bitters do not want to admit it.

You have had an impact on their shallows lives. Gone are the days when vests were a thing to be ashamed off, you have taught them it is both elegant and serves a purpose.
You have made them conscious of their grammar and punctuation, stirred their need in them to project themselves better (noisy excluded).
Add in the fact they now view lawns in a whole new context, and the maintenance of such lawns might even encourage them to get more air, doing more manual labor and lose weight.

Your banishment which has led to your exile has not dampened your supporters, who have arrived here en masse to follow your exploits and hang on your every word, but sadly the overbearing presence of the ego maniacal Darty inhibits them from openly supporting you.


Slurp Factor 89

[Sprocket501]

You are one fucking piss-taking cunt.

[Justin Credible]

thank you

[D & B]

Morning, decent morning expecting rain later.

Had a very proud weekend with both kids swimming without flotation aids and both riding their bikes with ease.

[Noisycrowds]

morning nice and bright just off to a another bootsale

hopefully be as succesful as yesterday

better do me checklist

shorts check
money check
crocs check
bumbag check

[M H]

Morning all, my laptop's still buggered so I'm gonna try to find a cheap second hand one today to tide me over till I get mine fixed.

[Justin Credible]

dark , wet and gloomy here, cannot believe the weekend is gone already, gonna be a long day

[gazman]

Sunny and due to stay that way down here. Got the week off work too, so happy days.