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Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

martin71109 wrote:Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

None of my own, unless you count the nose as a bone.

lets see......

4 months on cruthes after i destoyed cruciate ligaments in my right knee.
Got my foot crushed and had to be re-arched when a pallet with over 6000 cans of coke was dropped on it.--5 months on crutch right leg
Had a second operation on my knee on the right leg --2 months on crutches

multiple head injuries that required stiching on over 15 occasions growing up
4 broken ribs.severe pain, could not laugh, sneeze or cough without pain, happened when I opened the back door on a truck container and never pinned the door, heavy breeze got the door and it swung full force and i got my hands up to protect my face but the door bounced of my ribs with force.

Broke a finger a few months back when one of the dogs jumped up to get the ball out of my hand and snapped by finger and broke it.
Dislocated my thumb when i fell a few weeks back.....plus countless other injuries.

I am a complete clutz, i have made falling an artform, so much so I know exactly how to land without hurting myself now, even the wife is still amazed when I get up how i am not in bits

martin71109 wrote:Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

Done two ribs about 3 years ago playing football - hurts like hell and will do for at least two months

nikkiboy wrote:

martin71109 wrote:Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

Done two ribs about 3 years ago playing football - hurts like hell and will do for at least two months

Table football???

D & B wrote:

nikkiboy wrote:

martin71109 wrote:Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

Done two ribs about 3 years ago playing football - hurts like hell and will do for at least two months

Table football???

Done my ribs in Wolverhampton after being attacked by a table. Hurt like fuck for weeks but there was no point seeing a doctor as there's nothing they can do.

About five years back I broke my ankle on a Saturday night, hurt like fuck walking to the pub Sunday lunch and attempted to drive Monday morning to an appointment. I couldn't dip the clutch so rang a cab to A and E.

The bastards put me in plaster but didn't give me a walking boot so I made one myself and took a six week break from driving. Didn't take any break from going out etc.

The day came to get the plaster cut off and the doctor asked after when he watched me walk, "Why are you limping?". My reply was simple, "You try walking without a limp after six weeks in plaster!". No way was I having another cast on.

I was out of there faster than Rout up to a free bar!

nikkiboy wrote:

martin71109 wrote:Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

Done two ribs about 3 years ago playing football - hurts like hell and will do for at least two months

It does mate, can hardly move when the painkillers are wearing off.

martin71109 wrote:

nikkiboy wrote:

martin71109 wrote:Anyone ever broken a bone?

cracked a rib playing football last weekend and it fucking hurts!
Doc can only give me painkillers and said rest

Done two ribs about 3 years ago playing football - hurts like hell and will do for at least two months

It does mate, can hardly move when the painkillers are wearing off.

pray you dont get a cold where you have to sneeze , cough etc.....same with laughing will hurt like fuck.

Played rugby for years and never broken a bone in my life but that's me hard as fucking nails

But what i want to know Martin did you go down like a premier league pussy

snapped my ankle playing football hurt like fuck

broke my hand a few times due to hitting folk :S and had a couple of ribs broke due to folk hitting me

welsh wrote:Played rugby for years and never broken a bone in my life but that's me hard as fucking nails

But what i want to know Martin did you go down like a premier league pussy

Like you mate, I'm hard as fuck

Took it like a man and cried all the way home