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Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:58 am
by Dicie
By god am i dying this morning. . I think iv 3 of the 4 above and heading for the 4th

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:57 pm
by Randall
wont be long before we will be joining you.

mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering :lol:

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:11 pm
by martin71109
shit, get well soon dicie as the latter is the end of the road.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:37 pm
by micko
Darth Randall wrote:wont be long before we will be joining you.

mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering :lol:
Turn on the heating ya mean fecker.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:39 pm
by M H
Generate your own heat, much more fun!

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:42 pm
by micko
M H wrote:Generate your own heat, much more fun!
I would imagine that friction burns to your hand wouldn't really help that much.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:43 pm
by Justin Credible
micko wrote:
M H wrote:Generate your own heat, much more fun!
I would imagine that friction burns to your hand wouldn't really help that much.
:lol:

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:13 pm
by skweezit
hot soup, vitamin c, plenty of fluids, maybe aspirin and rest.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:16 pm
by andy a
Guinness and plenty of it. Need to keep the fluid intake up.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:54 pm
by martin71109
andy a wrote:Guinness and plenty of it. Need to keep the fluid intake up.
This :lol:

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:41 pm
by micko
Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:45 pm
by Justin Credible
micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.


remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:00 am
by micko
Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.


remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.

All engineered by those nasty Zionists.

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:07 am
by Justin Credible
micko wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.


remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.

All engineered by those nasty Zionists.
but fear not, the ginger haired racist red boot runner wearing junkie with anger issues will save us all

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:49 pm
by welsh
ffs i never seen men moan like a bunch of fucking pussies about the flu says the man who started a thread about it a couple of months back..

Re: Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:51 pm
by M H
I never moan when I get a cold as that's pretty much all it is. With real flu you can't lift your head off your pillow