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I Am Officially A...............

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:46 pm
by M H
Granddad!

Been a few problems between my daughter and I over the last few months and her and her dick of a partner now reside in fucking Torquay.

However, we've had a chat this evening and I'm going down there Wednesday morning to see them all. My daughter sounded good and happy and I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

Ruby's gonna get the hump though as she aint left my side since I got back from Oxford!

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:55 pm
by D & B
Congrats mate.

The English Riviera, don't forget your suncream.

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:57 pm
by Justin Credible
I am shocked.....................................















torquay ????????????

Re: I Am Officially A...............

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:57 pm
by M H
I aint overly happy about the situation mate but I love your avatar

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:59 pm
by ITG
Is Torquay a shit place to bring up kids or that?

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:03 pm
by M H
It's a lovely part of the world but holds memories of stuff we did for our parents for their Gold anniversary. Also 200 miles from home

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:22 pm
by welsh
Torquay is overrated,Been there twice and doubt i'll ever go back..

Congrats to you though mate :D

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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:09 am
by andy a
It may not be your ideal situation but congratulations anyway.

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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:35 am
by TimmyB
I'm also surprised....that you're not a great grandad by now. :lol:

Congrats anyway, Martin. :D

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:26 pm
by M H
Greetings from miles away. Things are certainly far from ideal but there are positives. Lovely little lad and hopefully bit by bit all will fall into place

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:39 pm
by Justin Credible
well dont go corrupting him , and dont buy him any chelsea kit

I Am Officially A...............

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:40 pm
by Knots & crosses
Poor little bastard wouldn't deserve that. Unless he's a racist.

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:42 pm
by Justin Credible
Knots & crosses wrote:Poor little bastard wouldn't deserve that. Unless he's a racist.
exactly, poor kid would be hated in school., develop a dark personality,, and as you say could become a racist.
Would wish that on no kid.

Re: I Am Officially A...............

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:45 pm
by M H
Behave the pair of you. The innocence of the young is one of the most precious gifts of life.

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:55 pm
by Justin Credible
M H wrote:Behave the pair of you. The innocence of the young is one of the most precious gifts of life.

of course it is, hence why chelsea football club should have no place in his life :lol:

I Am Officially A...............

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:55 pm
by Knots & crosses
Indeed. So no corrupting him.

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:40 pm
by M H
Piss off the pair of you. Found a pub with a decent chuck and beer. Happy days