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As I have bared my soul to you, theres a few questions I would appreciate an answer to when you have a spare 5 mins.

1. 9/11........ Conspiracy?
2. Deidre Rachid or Pat Butcher. Please give reason for your answer
3. Biggest cunt, Ashley Cole or Joey Barton
4. What was your favorite Halloween costume and why?
5. If your life was turned into a movie, what actor would play you?
6. Do you have a sexual fantasy no one else knows about?
7. Who irritates you most in commentary, Harrington or Mardle?
8. American Office oor British (this answer could make or break our relationship)
9. Who put the bomp. In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
10. CD in your collection that you are most ashamed about?

Ha ha mate, fantastic comeback

1. 9/11........ Conspiracy?
My opinions on the Yankee cunts are well known.
America got what it deserves and it deserves more, people will say those were innocent , but were they ?
They put that government in power , the same cunts running roughshot over the globe, and wonder the fanatic muslims gave them something back.As for conspiracy, I beleieve there is a lot we dont know and for america 911 does help them, now the excuses to carry on being the cunts they are and ignore human rights all over the world.Cunts and I hope they get what is coming to them.

2. Deidre Rachid or Pat Butcher. Please give reason for your answer
I would do her if she looked like this
http://i.imgbox.com/acqk2f98.jpg


3. Biggest cunt, Ashley Cole or Joey Barton
Ashley cole, by far,,,,,,,,,not in john terry or rio ferdinands level of cuntness but a cunt nonetheless

4. What was your favorite Halloween costume and why?
I was poor growing up, costumes were for spoilt little rich kids and queers

5. If your life was turned into a movie, what actor would play you?
Tough shout, but someone like david thewlis, especially his role in the film Naked, a gangly outspoken not giving a fuck type of character would be ideal.

6. Do you have a sexual fantasy no one else knows about?
No, my wife knows all mine, but a couple she has no intention of allowing.

7. Who irritates you most in commentary, Harrington or Mardle?
Rod is annoying and repetitive sometimes but knows the game well, mardle is just a fat dancing prick and sore loser.

8. American Office oor British (this answer could make or break our relationship)
Never seen the office, heard about it on many occasions, tried to watch a clip one day but turned it off after a few minutes.

9. Who put the bomp. In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
I only finished watching the 2 series of life on mars, so all nostalgia is still strong, this on the heels of the bdo on tv, which always reminds me of the 70s growing up, so this song is another oldie blast from the past, but to answer your question, the only people putting bombs anywhere back then were the IRA

10. CD in your collection that you are most ashamed about?
Thing is I am one of those people that has absolutely no shame, my wife, family and friend know it all too well, however in among my cd that has everything from classical, to death metal, punk to mod, alison moyet to elton john, david bowie to midnight oil, I have gotten a couple of strange looks for stuff like Joe Dolan, but the saddest and I disgust myself is a bon Jovi CD,
I must have found it.

Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

you tell him my 'home brew' friend

martin71109 wrote:

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

you tell him my 'home brew' friend

Wish i never asked for advice on the bloody subject now

welsh wrote:

martin71109 wrote:

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

you tell him my 'home brew' friend

Wish i never asked for advice on the bloody subject now

haha, you know on DF the topic changes in a split second

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

A bunch of middle class cunts with gay hairstyles and cheesy songs trying to pass themselves of as rock.
No self respecting metal fam or real rock Fan would entertain the idea of EVER having one of their shit cds.


I should have said a woman bought it for me as its their type of stuff, but either way I apologize to every man on earth for letting them down and owning a shit CD.

Justin Credible wrote:

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

A bunch of middle class cunts with gay hairstyles and cheesy songs trying to pass themselves of as rock.
No self respecting metal fam or real rock Fan would entertain the idea of EVER having one of their shit cds.


I should have said a woman bought it for me as its their type of stuff, but either way I apologize to every man on earth for letting them down and owning a shit CD.

Slippery when wet is one of my favourite cd's

martin71109 wrote:

welsh wrote:

martin71109 wrote:

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

you tell him my 'home brew' friend

Wish i never asked for advice on the bloody subject now

haha, you know on DF the topic changes in a split second

Aye mate i should have known it would have turned sour before it got to the second page

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

Up until mid 90s I'd aagree, Slippery When Wet, New Jersey & Keep The Faith are all very good albums but since then they are nothing more than a pop band

hang the dj wrote:

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

Up until mid 90s I'd aagree, Slippery When Wet, New Jersey & Keep The Faith are all very good albums but since then they are nothing more than a pop band

That was probably around the time the crossroads album came out and after that i didn't take to their music either..

welsh wrote:

hang the dj wrote:

welsh wrote:Fuck all wrong with Bon Jovi you cunt

Up until mid 90s I'd aagree, Slippery When Wet, New Jersey & Keep The Faith are all very good albums but since then they are nothing more than a pop band

That was probably around the time the crossroads album came out and after that i didn't take to their music either..

Exactly that time