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worked today, darts tonight so not going anywhere further than a car journey

I'll be going as far as the kitchen to raid the fridge then outside the back gate to put the bins out

just about to head to glasgow for some shopping i need new clobber for tommorrow night lol heading to macdonalds first though to top up my fat fucking beer gut

ive just been for a piss.

Darth Randall wrote:ive just been for a piss.

shake it more than 4 times and its classed as a wank

Stran wrote:

Darth Randall wrote:ive just been for a piss.

shake it more than 4 times and its classed as a wank

If I shake it that many times it is a finished wank.

D & B wrote:

Stran wrote:

Darth Randall wrote:ive just been for a piss.

shake it more than 4 times and its classed as a wank

If I shake it that many times it is a finished wank.

stop boasting ffs!

I've driven 2000 miles in 5 days with 1100 left to go.

turn off the sat nav and it will reduce the 1100 down to around 55 miles

Knots & crosses wrote:I've driven 2000 miles in 5 days with 1100 left to go.

whats occuring mate?

Knots & crosses wrote:I've driven 2000 miles in 5 days with 1100 left to go.

Where are you mate? Reminds me of my roadshow days when I did about 20,000 miles over a six week period

Moving back north. Went up on Sunday, put stuff in storage, left one car, drove back, packed a Luton on Monday & drive up through the night. Dropped the stuff up & drove home on early hours Tuesday. Driving back up for good on Saturday, then back Manchester for the fulham game next Saturday & home straight after.

Serious mileage mate and I hope it all goes well for you.

Since we met elsewhere I've admired the miles you covered to watch your team, even though I carry the most illogical dislike of them. Respect mate

It's all fun. Hoping to get some away games this year.

Be happy once the move is sorted.

Knots & crosses wrote:Moving back north. Went up on Sunday, put stuff in storage, left one car, drove back, packed a Luton on Monday & drive up through the night. Dropped the stuff up & drove home on early hours Tuesday. Driving back up for good on Saturday, then back Manchester for the fulham game next Saturday & home straight after.

At least the missus will be more used to the climate up there.

D & B wrote:

Knots & crosses wrote:Moving back north. Went up on Sunday, put stuff in storage, left one car, drove back, packed a Luton on Monday & drive up through the night. Dropped the stuff up & drove home on early hours Tuesday. Driving back up for good on Saturday, then back Manchester for the fulham game next Saturday & home straight after.

At least the missus will be more used to the climate up there.

I'm looking forward to the fresh air & clean water.

Knots & crosses wrote:It's all fun. Hoping to get some away games this year.

Be happy once the move is sorted.

Can understand that mate as moving's seriously stressful. You know all about serious!

Hopefully you can get down for another shant at some point in time?

M H wrote:

Knots & crosses wrote:It's all fun. Hoping to get some away games this year.

Be happy once the move is sorted.

Can understand that mate as moving's seriously stressful. You know all about serious!

Hopefully you can get down for another shant at some point in time?

no doubt I'll be back, & we'll booze it up.

Will keep you to that pal and the first beer's on you!

M H wrote:Will keep you to that pal and the first beer's on you!

sounds like a plan