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Has a corker last night about humping this lass at work..........involved her indoors anarl in full involvement with said bird....

Cock was as hard as the Guardian Cryptic when i woke up...

Will it fuck come true though....

i have a recurring dream that i forgot to feed the rabbit and it died.

as i have never had a rabbit it is puzzling.

Woman at work keeps invading my dreams too.

Which is fair enough as in said dream, I keep invading her snatch.

My dreams recently are fekked up, depending upon how much alcohol or cheese has been consumed

Mine seem to be more of a nostalgic nature recently but I think that's easily explained

Reliving your times in the Boar Wars?

Do i tell her, thats the question.......?

We get along canny enough and she always tips me a wink and nice smile?

Business and pleasure mate, never mix

Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Do i tell her, thats the question.......?

We get along canny enough and she always tips me a wink and nice smile?

Do it mate!!

Ask her to show you her snatch so you can see how accurate your dreams are.

D & B wrote:

Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Do i tell her, thats the question.......?

We get along canny enough and she always tips me a wink and nice smile?

Do it mate!!

Ask her to show you her snatch so you can see how accurate your dreams are.

Seems fair, all in the name of science like

my ones were always fucked up but as I got older they are more normal and basic, thing is though when I wake up I dont recall them till far later that night or days later if at all, and then when I do remember I aint sure if some of them were real or dreams.....I then think fuck it who cares.

missus said i was laughing in a dream the other night

told her i must have been dreaming about her arse

Our lass was re-telling me a tale about when she was on a girls holiday years back, she was dancing with some other girls she'd met and at one point one of them started dancing behind her and had her hands around her waist. She then proceded to attempt to move said hand down the front of our lasses pants, which resulted in her doing a runner.

To this day I kind of wish she'd continued as I was getting a lazy lob on just hearing about it again.

gazman wrote:Our lass was re-telling me a tale about when she was on a girls holiday years back, she was dancing with some other girls she'd met and at one point one of them started dancing behind her and had her hands around her waist. She then proceded to attempt to move said hand down the front of our lasses pants, which resulted in her doing a runner.

To this day I kind of wish she'd continued as I was getting a lazy lob on just hearing about it again.

Me too.

D & B wrote:

gazman wrote:Our lass was re-telling me a tale about when she was on a girls holiday years back, she was dancing with some other girls she'd met and at one point one of them started dancing behind her and had her hands around her waist. She then proceded to attempt to move said hand down the front of our lasses pants, which resulted in her doing a runner.

To this day I kind of wish she'd continued as I was getting a lazy lob on just hearing about it again.

Me too.

Once many moons ago, we were in a night club and she went for a piss. I was left sat alone and some lass came up and asked if I thought my lass would dance with her. I said you'd have to ask her, which she did and was politely told no. WTF???? That would have kept me in wank material for life.

gazman wrote:

D & B wrote:

gazman wrote:Our lass was re-telling me a tale about when she was on a girls holiday years back, she was dancing with some other girls she'd met and at one point one of them started dancing behind her and had her hands around her waist. She then proceded to attempt to move said hand down the front of our lasses pants, which resulted in her doing a runner.

To this day I kind of wish she'd continued as I was getting a lazy lob on just hearing about it again.

Me too.

Once many moons ago, we were in a night club and she went for a piss. I was left sat alone and some lass came up and asked if I thought my lass would dance with her. I said you'd have to ask her, which she did and was politely told no. WTF???? That would have kept me in wank material for life.

A round of tequilas followed by another round as soon as she got back from the toilets might have helped convince her.

I could never condone cheating, but the thought of witnessing the girl on girl action kind of tests my resolve.

Would prefer to be the meat in the sandwich Gaz, again!

M H wrote:Would prefer to be the meat in the sandwich Gaz, again!

Again?!? You've just gone up ten fold in my estimation. That joy is someting im never ever going to witness unless its paid for.

gazman wrote:

M H wrote:Would prefer to be the meat in the sandwich Gaz, again!

Again?!? You've just gone up ten fold in my estimation. That joy is someting im never ever going to witness unless its paid for.

I've missed the boat on that front.

Not to worry I can think about MH's as he is about to reveal all.