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Afternoon all

Hope everyone is well

So what's been happening while I've been away

We all got divorced.

is one of your legs feeling a bit heavy, dj?

hows married life?

Lets see,,,,,,,,,,


poor old MH lost another parent
Oche got banned
I got the blue screen of death and lost a shitload of everything on my pc
randall was working as usual
knots was being serious
sprocket was turning off his norton to wank himself blind on midget porn while his wife and kids were away playing chess



welcome back DJ............the slide in to middle age has truly begun now

D & B wrote:We all got divorced.

Can you PM the details of your lawyer just so I have them handy

DrZoidberg wrote:is on of your legs feeling a bit heavy, dj?

hows married life?

So far it's made no difference to my life 3 weeks ago except for the amount of debt I'm in

Justin Credible wrote:Lets see,,,,,,,,,,


poor old MH lost another parent
Oche got banned
I got the blue screen of death and lost a shitload of everything on my pc
randall was working as usual
knots was being serious
sprocket was turning off his norton to wank himself blind on midget porn while his wife and kids were away playing chess



welcome back DJ............the slide in to middle age has truly begun now

Cheers Gaz

I hope you didn't lose too much porn

Welcome back DJ, hope all went well mate?

M H wrote:Welcome back DJ, hope all went well mate?

Had a great day mate & a fantastic honeymoon. Can't believe it's all over & reality kicks in tomorrow when I return to work

My sincere condoloncies about your loss

Aye, always something to bring you back down to Earth. Cheers mate

hang the dj wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:Lets see,,,,,,,,,,


poor old MH lost another parent
Oche got banned
I got the blue screen of death and lost a shitload of everything on my pc
randall was working as usual
knots was being serious
sprocket was turning off his norton to wank himself blind on midget porn while his wife and kids were away playing chess



welcome back DJ............the slide in to middle age has truly begun now

Cheers Gaz

I hope you didn't lose too much porn

got no porn DJ.......I had all the porn anyone person could ever need when i worked for a chain of sex shops, no time for that now....too busy doing it myself in between eating, sleeping, drinking and running amok on websites