Profanisaurus entries....

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Profanisaurus entries....

Post by Furious Wolfie 180 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:22 am

An oldie, but a goodie... :D

Porn mirage
A cruel trick of the light, whereby a tug-hungry adolescent spots grumble under a hedge, which on further inspection turns out to be an Argos catalogue or the "Sunday Mirror" TV guide.


Humber Bridge
n. Suspended estuary crossing which connects grimsby to hull 2. n. the thing on a lady which links the fishy bit to the shitty bit."
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Post by Sprocket501 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:25 am

McShit

The act of going into a McDonald's purely to use the bogs. When you call out to the spotty oik behind the counter, 'I'll order something in a minute' = McShit and Lies
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:32 am

I did once submit "cream horn" as the opposite of a "cream pie", but they werent having any of it.
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