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Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 12:09 am
by Emulsfier
Well? Comms excluded.

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 12:25 am
by TheMalteseDart
Harsh on Lipscombe he actually became competent, and Colley has at least won a week

Fishface Kay and Job Collins are a disgrace and get invited every series so they win for me.

Mason Whitlock is also dogshit but he hit a 9er

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 6:27 am
by Randall
Vote cast

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 6:49 am
by The Ginge Reaper
Randall wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 6:27 amVote cast
I don't see a "I haven't heard of any of them" option.

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:00 am
by tungsten tossers
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 6:49 am
Randall wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 6:27 amVote cast
I don't see a "I haven't heard of any of them" option.
:D

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:41 am
by Randall
I haven't
Hence my boat

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:18 am
by ChrisW
Randall wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:41 am I haven't
Hence my boat
Race?

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:19 am
by oche balboa
Keelan Kay has done nothing for 2-3 years of being there

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:24 am
by Randall
ChrisW wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:18 am
Randall wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:41 am I haven't
Hence my boat
Race?
Vote
No idea where it got boat from

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:27 am
by Greipel
Back in 2020 when Kay played one of his first matches ever and beat Jarred Cole:

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Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:22 pm
by DeepFriedRat
Essay incoming

Would vote both Kay and Collins if I could. Both provide nothing but I'll vote for Kay because he appears more often and is god awful to watch his fish face.

Thoughts on the options-

Cocks- too many invites but definitely improving despite being a huge choker.

Lipscombe- massively improved. Was awful, now competitive, nice throw. Choker though.

Morris- not a bad player, bit of a mong but definitely not total shit

Colley- vile but the best player on the list by a distance

Whitlock- nepo baby, total shit

Hurds- piss poor Wright imitation but gradually improving



The following are also fairly useless in my opinion

Scott Marsh- cracking little Big Doug tribute but absolutely terrible these days. Was good during Covid.

Bradly Roes- won a week but is terrible now and a moody bastard.

David Davies- bottles it at the crunch too often

Steven Johnstone- Tommy Morris only worse, screamer and usually flops

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:25 pm
by The Thorn
Agree with others. Kay and Collins are worst. Whitlock at least is young and being Whitlock's son he will always get attention so that's it.

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:42 pm
by Greipel
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:22 pm Essay incoming

Would vote both Kay and Collins if I could. Both provide nothing but I'll vote for Kay because he appears more often and is god awful to watch his fish face.

Thoughts on the options-

Cocks- too many invites but definitely improving despite being a huge choker.

Lipscombe- massively improved. Was awful, now competitive, nice throw. Choker though.

Morris- not a bad player, bit of a mong but definitely not total shit

Colley- vile but the best player on the list by a distance

Whitlock- nepo baby, total shit

Hurds- piss poor Wright imitation but gradually improving



The following are also fairly useless in my opinion

Scott Marsh- cracking little Big Doug tribute but absolutely terrible these days. Was good during Covid.

Bradly Roes- won a week but is terrible now and a moody bastard.

David Davies- bottles it at the crunch too often

Steven Johnstone- Tommy Morris only worse, screamer and usually flops
Hilarious analysis, mate.

+1

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:02 pm
by Emulsfier
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:22 pm
The following are also fairly useless in my opinion

Scott Marsh- cracking little Big Doug tribute but absolutely terrible these days. Was good during Covid.

Steven Johnstone- Tommy Morris only worse, screamer and usually flops
I cant believe I forgot these fucks.

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:13 pm
by Trueblue32
I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:20 pm
by The Thorn
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:13 pm I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific
Might as well not have commented then

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:23 pm
by Trueblue32
The Thorn wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:20 pm
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:13 pm I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific
Might as well not have commented then
I beg to differ

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:24 pm
by The Thorn
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:23 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:20 pm
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:13 pm I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific
Might as well not have commented then
I beg to differ
Slagging off amateur darts I will never accept

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:25 pm
by Trueblue32
The Thorn wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:24 pm
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:23 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:20 pm
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:13 pm I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific
Might as well not have commented then
I beg to differ
Slagging off amateur darts I will never accept
You never thought at least one line up was terrible?

Re: Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:26 pm
by The Thorn
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:25 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:24 pm
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:23 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:20 pm
Trueblue32 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:13 pm I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific
Might as well not have commented then
I beg to differ
Slagging off amateur darts I will never accept
You never thought at least one line up was terrible?
Being amateur darts and inviting a bunch of people over years some of the standard will be poor yes. I was more disagreeing with you writing a negative comment despite never have watched that.