The Vile Cunts Thread

[DeepFriedRat]

I'm sure there's a thread like this somewhere in existence but saying as I'm feeling especially poisonous and fuck it, here's a safe place to list and unload your greatest hatreds.

Who are the vilest cunts in darts right now? (Not necessarily players)

The criteria is that these are people you individually detest and aren't out-and-out criminal scum, like Ted Hankey, Mason, Eccles etc.

[The Thorn]

Des Selecta
Bo Selecta
All of Des and Bo's offspring
Cunts who whistle at darts events
Lice
MVG
Krusty
Wadey
HJ
DBG
Rawling
Pyke
Adam Smith
Dave Owen
Smith Neale
Wattimena
Shitlock
Rydz
Lice again
Gilding's teeth
Barney
Fatz (RIP)
Rowby John
World Wide Darts
Justicia
Andy Jenkins

[DeepFriedRat]

So without further ado in no particular order....

Big Doug Taylor
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Gary Anderson
Callan Rydz
Ryan Meikle
Luke Woodhouse
Lewy Williams
Niels Zonneveld
Adam Gawlas
Mickey Mansell
Andy Hamilton
Leighton Bennett
Adam Smith Neale
Darin Young
Gavin Carlin
David Pallett
Steve Brown
Keith Deller
Alan Evans

Others

Jo Wright
Rod Studd
Stuart Pyke
John Rawling
Sid Waddell (controversial)
Michael Bridge
Mars Barrs
Fatz
The Selectas
Paul Woodage

Criminals

Big Doug
Ted Hankey
Chris Mason
Tony Eccles
Worldwide Darts

[sennafan24]

Des Selecta
Bo Selecta
All of Des and Bo's offspring
Cunts who whistle at darts events
Lice
MVG
Krusty
Wadey
HJ
DBG
Rawling
Pyke
Adam Smith
Dave Owen
Smith Neale
Wattimena
Shitlock
Rydz
Lice again
Gilding's teeth
Barney
Fatz (RIP)
Rowby John
World Wide Darts
Justicia
Andy Jenkins

This isn't a bad list.

I dislike most of the people on it.

[sennafan24]

Paul Woodage deserves a mention btw.

[DeepFriedRat]

Paul Woodage deserves a mention btw.

+1

Completely forgot the cunt

[sennafan24]

Paul Woodage deserves a mention btw.

+1

Completely forgot the cunt

How come you listed Sid btw?

[DeepFriedRat]

Paul Woodage deserves a mention btw.

+1

Completely forgot the cunt

How come you listed Sid btw?

Did an immense amount for the game but from what I remember from an early age of getting into darts, he rimmed Doug no end and he just annoyed the fuck out of me to the point of muting.

Plus he picked on my mate Lloydy

[sennafan24]

Did an immense amount for the game but from what I remember from an early age of getting into darts, he rimmed Doug no end and he just annoyed the fuck out of me to the point of muting.

That's fair, I can see why some would find him annoying.

I personally wouldn't describe him or Adam Smith as vile cunts though. I reserve that sort of description for the Jacklins, Eccles, etc.

[sennafan24]

Plus he picked on my mate Lloydy

Lloyd's response was hilarious.

[The Thorn]

Still remwmber when Lloydy went out naled!

[DeepFriedRat]

Did an immense amount for the game but from what I remember from an early age of getting into darts, he rimmed Doug no end and he just annoyed the fuck out of me to the point of muting.

That's fair, I can see why some would find him annoying.

I personally wouldn't describe him or Adam Smith as vile cunts though. I reserve that sort of description for the Jacklins, Eccles, etc.

Yeah I don't hate Adam Smith the commentator tbf, he's just annoying. Smith-Neale on the other hand is indeed a cunt.

[DeepFriedRat]

Still remwmber when Lloydy went out naled!

Steady on, you're gonna make me act up

[Emulsfier]

Top tier thread. Well done Rat.

[The Thorn]

Still remwmber when Lloydy went out naled!

Was referring to this dfr

[sennafan24]

Btw, whether he's a vile cunt or not, HJ isn't eligible for nomination in this thread.

He's not involved, or has ever been involved, in darts.

[The Thorn]

Btw, whether he's a vile cunt or not, HJ isn't eligible for nomination in this thread.

He's not involved, or has ever been involved, in darts.

That's up to interpretation

[Captain Hobo]

Stuart Pyke

No point putting Sid Waddell in now he's dead.

[Safc]

Lice
Filth Taylor
DVDB
Meulenkamp
Pallett
Wade
Adam Smith
Gawlas
Pipe
Painter
Brian Woods
Fatpot
Humphries
Rydz
Huybrechts
Meikle
Lewy Williams
Sherrock
The Jacklins
Chris Mason
Rod Studd
Wayne Mardle
Chris Murphy
Michael Bridge
Mars Barrs
Eddie Hearn
Matt Porter
Kirk Bevins
Jo Wright
Matt Ward
Gary Plummer

[TheMalteseDart]

So without further ado in no particular order....

Big Doug Taylor
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Gary Anderson
Callan Rydz
Ryan Meikle
Luke Woodhouse
Lewy Williams
Niels Zonneveld
Adam Gawlas
Mickey Mansell
Andy Hamilton
Leighton Bennett
Adam Smith Neale
Darin Young
Gavin Carlin
David Pallett
Steve Brown
Keith Deller
Alan Evans

Others

Jo Wright
Rod Studd
Stuart Pyke
John Rawling
Sid Waddell (controversial)
Michael Bridge
Mars Barrs
Fatz
The Selectas
Paul Woodage

Criminals

Big Doug
Ted Hankey
Chris Mason
Tony Eccles
Worldwide Darts

Gavin Carlin? Is this based on 3 seconds of footage where he didn’t use his brain and threw a dart when Roetzsch was still at the Oche? It was stupidity but he obviously didn’t mean to