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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:33 pm
by Randall
Beautiful

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:38 pm
by tungsten tossers
Off you fuck BellyBoy :pointing:

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:39 pm
by Randall
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:38 pm Off you fuck BellyBoy :pointing:
+1

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:34 pm
by shenmue
Lovely.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:52 am
by TheMalteseDart


How are them 5 players better than me?!?!?

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:02 am
by Richard Clock
Yeah baffling comments from the man who cries halfway through finals when he’s getting battered. He’s a much better player to watch than Cross and Durrant, and probably better than them on current form, but I still wouldn’t have him in. Aspinall probably the least deserving out of that lot and is only in it because he was runner up, but take Asp out and Smith still doesn’t deserve a place. Two players championships and bottling the masters final means fuck all.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:08 am
by Malanax
Asp
Clayton
Durrant
De sousa
Dvdb
.
Would be my guess of his 5

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:08 am
by Emulsfier
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:52 am

How are them 5 players better than me?!?!?
What. A. Twat.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:12 am
by Richard Clock
Malanax wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:08 am Asp
Clayton
Durrant
De sousa
Dvdb
.
Would be my guess of his 5
Yeah that’s who I was thinking. Asp is probably correct for the calendar year. They couldn’t not have Durrant in it. You win a Matchplay, your names going to be in the hat. And people like De Sousa cos he’s not a miserable cunt like Smith.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:36 am
by SuperSwede


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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:43 am
by Malanax
Tbf the last 5 legs or so was brilliant and Smith in the last leg was great to watch

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:14 am
by Randall
Polish this thread for later

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:25 am
by Randall
Emulsfier wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:08 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:52 am

How are them 5 players better than me?!?!?
What. A. Twat.
Earned him kotw though

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:07 am
by Rogg
Price, Dimitri, De Sousa, Durrant and Clayton have all come through Q-School since Smith cracked the Top 32. They all hold Premier TV titles at this very minute.

So maybe somebody is starting to feel a little aged and lost. Maybe the PDC could make him a little trophy to recognise that he is 'good'.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:01 am
by The Thorn
He might as well join Fatpot in the ferry exbos. Same entitled attitude. Except six chins has won absolutely fuck all. Scott Mitchell has won bigger things than you, you fucking twat!

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:08 am
by Gidra
Rogg wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:07 am Price, Dimitri, De Sousa, Durrant and Clayton have all come through Q-School since Smith cracked the Top 32. They all hold Premier TV titles at this very minute.

So maybe somebody is starting to feel a little aged and lost. Maybe the PDC could make him a little trophy to recognise that he is 'good'.
I say it's a curse, Rogg. A PDC word youth champion curse.
Just look at the bunch of useless fucks - Monk, Hubbard, Smith, Hopp, Cudby, Humphries...
Not a single TV title among them.
VdB lifted the curse after winning it second time.
True story.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:21 pm
by Emulsfier
Today Michael was smashed by Jose de Sousa.

Fuck off Michael Shit you pathetic manchild.

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:21 pm
by Randall
Excellent stuff

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm
by Emulsfier
Also it is absolutely wonderful that we got the thud thud thud... 26 in the last leg :D

Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:27 pm
by SuperSwede
We'll always have Shanghai.