Your rather alarming darts opinions that we're worried you're serious about

[TheMalteseDart]

There's a place in darts for slower throwers, if everyone threw like MVG, Smith, Evans etc it'd become saturated and not as interesting to watch long term. As long as you're playing good darts then you're a good watch. Mardle and Phil Barrs can fuck off with their comments suggesting otherwise

[The Thorn]

Too fast like Evans doesn't make for a good watch either. Cunts like Pipe or Hamilton are stretching it. Something like Krusty or Heta is acceptable. Though I remember when those 2 played at the Palace it was a shitfest

[Emulsfier]

Id rather watch some slow shite like Heta v Lowe than subject myself to a Evans v Barry speed jobbathon.

[bullseye]

Hope Ross McNoloyalty does well in the PDC.

[tungsten tossers]

I hope he writes his will too