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Post by DrZoidberg » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:25 am

i like fanny.

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:34 am

DrZoidberg wrote:i like fanny.
all straight men love a fanny
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Post by DrZoidberg » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:39 am

they are the gateway to pleasure.

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:49 am

DrZoidberg wrote:they are the gateway to pleasure.

and misery :lol:
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Post by welsh » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:47 pm

I've got a bit of a sniffle..
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Post by micko » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:52 pm

Is fanny darts really a fanny?
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:54 pm

micko wrote:Is fanny darts really a fanny?
more of an asshole really :D
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Post by micko » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:56 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Is fanny darts really a fanny?
more of an asshole really :D
Thought I heard his piss flaps flapping.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by welsh » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:06 am

micko wrote:Is fanny darts really a fanny?
Well i've always been led to believe that cunts are useful,So to answer your question i would say..
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Post by D & B » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:09 am

Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Is fanny darts really a fanny?
more of an asshole really :D

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Post by micko » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:05 pm

D & B wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Is fanny darts really a fanny?
more of an asshole really :D

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That is very disturbing! :lol:
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by Randall » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:03 am

i've lost my gloves, again.
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Post by Sheep Shagger » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:09 am

Darth Randall wrote:i've lost my gloves, again.
I've found them

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Post by Randall » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:16 pm

nikkiboy wrote:
Darth Randall wrote:i've lost my gloves, again.
I've found them

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excellent,where had i left them?
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Post by D & B » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:19 pm

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Post by Randall » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:26 pm

first place i looked.
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Post by gonk » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:15 pm

I've just done the hoovering
I wished for this, I bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:19 pm

I have finished my third episode of yes minister, finished my salad roll and hot cup, farted 3 times, and am now ready to resume interaction on the forum.
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Post by The Cat » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:52 pm

I have no amusing anecdotes to share at this time.
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