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The Barney/Taylor slurpathon interview you have just witnessed is top contender for this week's award without any shadow of doubt.

After witnessing Phil Taylor and Raymond van Barneveld carry on like a pair of love struck teens last night I thought their antics more than worthy of a mention.
After smiling and giggling his way through skullfucking number 8376 against the Stoke deviant the big yawning Dutch postman with his new 1970's action man figurine glued up hairdo out did the slurp job he pulled on the sobbing scouse shitebag Steven Bunting at the 2015 worlds.
Jesus H Christ the way Barney pulled fondling phil's trousers down & rimmed him to the extent he was playing apple bobbing with the great ones prostate (Thank fuck he wasn't playing Wolfie, eh) he had Dave Clarke trying to hold down a swelling semi-on with his permanently piano playing right hand.
Taylor being the narcissistic cunt that he is couldn't comprehend the fact this transparent performance of man love was all for the thousands in attendance and millions sat watching as Barney like most folk cannot stand the horrible little fucker and wished he'd sailed off into the sunset when Barney beat him in his only performance against Taylor worth remembering.
Hopefully the final ten months of the worldwide Phillip Douglas Taylor retirement slurpathon fly by as last night's shenanigans had me spewing like a Bulimic after an all you can eat buffet.

super stuff hutchy.

If anyone else wants to also do some write up on what they also think a mention ( be it the same topic or other) for inclusion post them here too.

No

Scott Mitchell must have made a late charge.

posted knob of the week

Mitchell's tweet sums up the mentality of the modern BDO player, bitterness and hatred of all things PDC. Just like Hobo Fitton last week spouting off he's to old to compete at the elite level darts and full of regret about switching years ago. The reasons these deluded old bastard's hate the PDC so much is there Jolly Boys Outings in the BDO are now under threat of coming to an end!

Bottom line - absolutely concur with Knob of the week always a good read for a week in darts lol

the notion that the pdc might have tours like the development and challenge ones to actually help not just the players but also the game is too much for the bitter cunts to comprehend

Read it

I mean I did not

I hit him

Another good piece. It's a shame that there's only me and 3 other people that will read it.

Lister of Smeg wrote:Another good piece. It's a shame that there's only me and 500 other people that will read it today alone.

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Justin Credible wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:Another good piece. It's a shame that there's only me and 501 other people that will read it today alone.

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Fixed again, I did read it

502

The General wrote:502

Liar

Justin Credible wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:Another good piece. It's a shame that there's only me and 500 other people that will read it today alone.

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Fuck off you bullshitter. Nobody reads it, a potbellied pedo said so and he only deals in facts so it must be true.

if you saw the figures you would flip

They are obscene

If I read it, I would have enjoyed it. But I didn't read it.

Justin Credible wrote:if you saw the figures you would flip

Oche is obese