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Post by ITG » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:25 pm

dartvader wrote:
in the gravy wrote:potter for me
For the charity thing, keeping this abomination of an event going or both?
both aye

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:25 pm

The General wrote:Imagine the tears elsewhere
Will make it even better. Bet we could come up with some corkers between us. Doubt they even check the fuckers, they never reply to them.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:29 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:
The General wrote:Imagine the tears elsewhere
Will make it even better. Bet we could come up with some corkers between us. Doubt they even check the fuckers, they never reply to them.
Sin an early favourite
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:30 pm

The General wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
The General wrote:Imagine the tears elsewhere
Will make it even better. Bet we could come up with some corkers between us. Doubt they even check the fuckers, they never reply to them.
Sin an early favourite
:D

Thread next week once this amusement is over.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Hutchy72 » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:06 pm

Bob "Albert Steptoe" Potter made a vain attempt for this week's KOTW by kicking out all the bucket shakers collecting for the pestilence currently being cultivated inside the spineless one like some kind of obscene Russian nesting doll.
Unfortunately the dementia addled old cunt has no fucking chance as Ross "Dr Jocktapuss" Montgomery laid claim to his second award this week during his SIXTH first round collapse, this time against Richard "pube head" Veenstra.
After bumping his miniature gums issuing "chilling warnings" in a newspaper article this vindictive Lilliputian fuckpuppet once again fell to bits quicker than a dry leprosy sufferer on a trampoline whilst laughing at his own puerile David Blunkettesque attempts at hitting a match saving double, which by the way landed further away from their target than this stunted cunts grasp on reality.

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Post by StevieBoy » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:12 pm

Chris 'if I had a hammer you'd be really scared of me' Mason for being er Chris Mason?

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Post by ITG » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:17 pm

bob is now my man of the week not knob, vote retracted jc

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Post by Robert Ross » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:18 pm

in the gravy wrote:bob is now my man of the week not knob, vote retracted jc
Keep me out of it please.

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:19 pm

Justin Credible wrote:Nominations for this week

Warty.....who still has only the single 90 average in his entire lakeshite career and lost yet again first round

Dean Reynolds - a welsh fist pumping mongo who blew a 2-0 lead in sets and shat his load and finished with an average in the seventie

Hankey Zilstra - was whitewashed and failed to win a single leg against a woman with an average under 75

Deta Hedman - the Queen of choking

Paul Nicholson and the hammer carrying ex con for the shit they have spewed all week

Tony O Shea for his pathetic performance

Scott Mitchell - for his retarded comments all week

The Welsh faggot Williams - Uber-choking

Jeff Smith - What a useless cunt
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Post by The Shank » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:46 pm

Just give it to the BDO.

Enough said.

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Post by dartvader » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:56 pm

Rob Walker deserves a dishonourable mention as well surely.

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Post by Kimmy » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:35 pm

Duzza making a steaming run for it.

You are going to have to write a fucking book, to cover it all this week.

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:36 pm

Kim Jong-Un wrote:Duzza making a steaming run for it.

You are going to have to write a fucking book, to cover it all this week.

will have to start writing it now :lol:
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Post by cannibal » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:18 am

ran across this one, not sure if you have seen it but don't recall you ever using it. Certainly this chicken shit is fertile and ripe for a good bit of fun.

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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:26 am

used that in the past

In fact thats one of the images the fat cunt claimed i was not allowed use cos of copyright
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Post by Kimmy » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:32 am

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Post by Randall » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:58 am

The cunt Choked then?
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Post by Hutchy72 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:51 am

Hogan making a dash for this week's prize by showing a backbone like a stack of chocolate coins sat on a piping hot radiator and the vocal clarity of Gareth Gates pulling a knotty stick out of his clay socket.

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Re: My Blog

Post by Mabbsy » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:34 am

How about a joint award for those across the road who actually attended this apology of a darts tournament ?

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