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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:11 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:11 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:10 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:09 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:05 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:21 pm Two great lads in the final, be funny if the guy who called the masters a stupid tournament wins it.

I've always said the Masters is a great event and most definitely a major.
FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU MORON IT'S NOT A MAJOR NEVER WAS AND IT WILL NEVER BE
Was being facetious because Cross is in the final :(
FFS I was being thick here. Fair enough mate. I'm also a fan of Bobby Cross and also young Chris. You can't imagine how happy I am right now.
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The good thing about this I have never seen the Simpsons so I have zero clue what you're referencing
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:12 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:09 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:08 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:07 pm If you dislike darts players for being weirdos and cunts you should never watch this sport again. Most of them are. I mean half of them are literal alcoholics!
They can't all be Alexander Merkx :?
Sorry DFR you will have to elaborate on that. What is it with Merkx that is so exciting? I support him as I do dozens of players
He's completely shite
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:12 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:11 pm The good thing about this I have never seen the Simpsons so I have zero clue what you're referencing
What about this work of art done by Bob Ross in 2018?

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:12 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:04 pm I will admit he is weirdly obsessed with his manager, just get on with the game
He might be fucking him like Barney was fucking his manager.

Cross has been abysmal so far, hopefully dobey finishes the cunt off.

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:12 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:12 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:09 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:08 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:07 pm If you dislike darts players for being weirdos and cunts you should never watch this sport again. Most of them are. I mean half of them are literal alcoholics!
They can't all be Alexander Merkx :?
Sorry DFR you will have to elaborate on that. What is it with Merkx that is so exciting? I support him as I do dozens of players
He's completely shite
I will admit he's not tour card level. But I wouldn't sway he's "completely shite". He is a very good player at amateur level.
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:13 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:12 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:11 pm The good thing about this I have never seen the Simpsons so I have zero clue what you're referencing
What about this work of art done by Bob Ross in 2018?

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I'm laughing my arse off at it. But if this references anything sorry I don't know
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:14 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:13 pm I'm laughing my arse off at it. But if this references anything sorry I don't know
Aye, I don't get the reference either.

Still funny though.
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:14 pm

terrencetibbs wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:05 pm Poor quality final this
Like thorns postings this year, his current gimmick isn't working for me

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:15 pm

shenmue wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:14 pm
terrencetibbs wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:05 pm Poor quality final this
Like thorns postings this year, his current gimmick isn't working for me
Evening Shenmue

Can you explain to me what my current gimmick is? I don't get it
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:18 pm

Fucking hell it's Dobey's night. Made a pigs ear of that leg as he always does in big matches but got away with it this time
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by Mack501 » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:19 pm

Come on Rob Cross you got this

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by Safc » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:19 pm

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:19 pm

Clayton and Cullen winning the Masters in the last 2 years has been so funny. Dobey winning this would be very funny too. Go on lad. But I like Crossy too don't get me wrong
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:20 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:19 pm Clayton and Cullen winning the Masters in the last 2 years has been so funny. Dobey winning this would be very funny too. Go on lad. But I like Crossy too don't get me wrong
You like every cunt these days

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by Mack501 » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:20 pm

Yes, 7-5 back to within two against Council Hollywood Man

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:22 pm

Mack501 wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:20 pm Yes, 7-5 back to within two against Council Hollywood Man
Cross fanboy cunt, have another drink cunt

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:23 pm

shenmue wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:22 pm
Mack501 wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:20 pm Yes, 7-5 back to within two against Council Hollywood Man
Cross fanboy cunt, have another drink cunt
I'm drunk already
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:24 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:23 pm
shenmue wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:22 pm
Mack501 wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:20 pm Yes, 7-5 back to within two against Council Hollywood Man
Cross fanboy cunt, have another drink cunt
I'm drunk already
Ain't we all

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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:24 pm

People hate Cross because he rubs on his leg

People hate Cross because he drinks a lot of water

People hate Cross because he looks at his manager often

I ask, who is the real weirdo? Cross or these people?
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Re: 2023 Masters

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:25 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:24 pm People hate Cross because he rubs on his leg

People hate Cross because he drinks a lot of water

People hate Cross because he looks at his manager often

I ask, who is the real weirdo? Cross or these people?
Cross

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