The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

woke up a few minutes ago with 3 of the lads on the course with me pissing themselves laughing.
Seems i was asleep for almost an hour and the fuckers were using me for target practice..

I was listening to the new black sabbath album complete on youtube with the earphones while studying a questionairre and took too seconds to close my eyes for a second, thank fuck they woke me up, almost missed my lunch break,

[DrZoidberg]

oche's on pointless.

[Jockenaria]

oche's on pointless.

what one??

[DrZoidberg]

oche's on pointless.

what one??

there was one team where both lads seemed like they both might've been mildly retarded.

oche was obviously the bigger one. they got fucked out in the head to head.

[M H]

oche's on pointless.

what one??

there was one team where both lads seemed like they both might've been mildly retarded.

oche was obviously the bigger one. they got fucked out in the head to head.

I Player link if there is one mate?

[The Ginge Reaper]

oche's on pointless.

what one??

there was one team where both lads seemed like they both might've been mildly retarded.

oche was obviously the bigger one. they got fucked out in the head to head.

I Player link if there is one mate?

Just go to the I player and find today's edition, you lazy fuck!

[M H]

oche's on pointless.

what one??

there was one team where both lads seemed like they both might've been mildly retarded.

oche was obviously the bigger one. they got fucked out in the head to head.

I Player link if there is one mate?

Just go to the I player and find today's edition, you lazy fuck!

I'm allowed to be lazy at my age

[DrZoidberg]

er, it wasn't ACTUALLY oche, MH

[Dartz]

?

[M H]

er, it wasn't ACTUALLY oche, MH

Obviously not looking at the screenshot posted mate. Half the size and no Google in sight.

Think I've been whooshed

[Justin Credible]

all the years I had 2 collies they newver liked the smell of beer, and only one would be interested in the stout like guinness.

My GS pup is obsesses with trying to get my beer, gave him some bud in a bowl and he lapped it up, tried the collie as he might try thinking he was missing out on something but he refused

[Randall]

odd end to the evening last night.

phone call from the mrs of a mate of mine, she is away and had been trying to get him on mobile, switched off and landline, no answer.

been ringing since 5pm, by 11pm was concerned. could i pop round and check he was ok.

i pull up, car in the drive, sun roof open, windows open and drivers door open, porch door open, windows in the house open but not answering the door or phone, none of which could be explained sensibly.

none of the neighbors had seen him all day. to say i was concerned would be an understatement.

rang his mrs from the porch and said that i was concerned enough that i was going to gain entry as best i could.

i shouted through the door that it was going in,at which point the door opens a few inches, he leans through the gap, announces he is ok and bids me goodnight.

did the dirty sod have a women in there? think his mrs thought so!

[M H]

odd end to the evening last night.

phone call from the mrs of a mate of mine, she is away and had been trying to get him on mobile, switched off and landline, no answer.

been ringing since 5pm, by 11pm was concerned. could i pop round and check he was ok.

i pull up, car in the drive, sun roof open, windows open and drivers door open, porch door open, windows in the house open but not answering the door or phone, none of which could be explained sensibly.

none of the neighbors had seen him all day. to say i was concerned would be an understatement.

rang his mrs from the porch and said that i was concerned enough that i was going to gain entry as best i could.

i shouted through the door that it was going in,at which point the door opens a few inches, he leans through the gap, announces he is ok and bids me goodnight.

did the dirty sod have a women in there? think his mrs thought so!

I reckon she'd be right mate

[Randall]

looked like he had parked up and dashed in to get something and something had befallen him.

that was as the evidence presented itself and the basis of which i was going to put the door in.

then he appears looking more than a bit sheepish, hmm.

[M H]

I couldn't care less about anyone playing away but doing it at home's utter madness mate

[Randall]

maybe im to suspicious, the claim that he had been sorting washing all evening and hadnt heard the phone or door left a bit to be desired on the believability front!

[Justin Credible]

I first thought he was being mugged, after going to all your effort i would not be pawned off till he properly acknowledged me, if i then thought he had a woman i would be quiet as that is her job to check on him not mine.

[M H]

maybe im to suspicious, the claim that he had been sorting washing all evening and hadnt heard the phone or door left a bit to be desired on the believability front!

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, swims like a duck. It's a fucking duck mate

[Randall]

maybe im to suspicious, the claim that he had been sorting washing all evening and hadnt heard the phone or door left a bit to be desired on the believability front!

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, swims like a duck. It's a fucking duck mate

couldnt leave without making it right, taken ill, been robbed, mind and pulse were racing.

happy it ended ok either way, the dirty dog!

[Justin Credible]

at least you did not have to go sailing over back walls and rummage around the back like that time some neighbour got your teddies


did you ever get sorted for that ?