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dartsweekly wrote:In the interest of fairness and giving both sides a say, would anyone be interested in writing their view on it in next week's issue?

I have absolutely no time for those failed darting fucks moaning about the good players getting money for being good. If you shit yourself on tv and average 70 odd every time then your tv opportunities are going to be limited (except for maybe channel 4 in January).

The PDC already gives loads of opportunities for players to get on tv. But it is not a charity. Olly Croft once said he didn't owe the players a living, well Barry Hearn doesn't owe the 'not quite good enough' players a living. It's called life and it is brutal.

Guys like Rout and IFM remind me of the feckless northeners who blame immigrants for not getting work, yet turn up to job interviews in tracksuits and a face covered in cheap tribal tattoos and smelling their chav girlfriends rarely cleaned cunts.

Or the 'local shop owners' crying about how the supermarkets take their business, yet never clean the dingy shitholes they run or make customers feel welcome.

I nominate Sin.

It's a shame Myers isn't still about. I'd look forward to his articles.

"Taylor: Still in his prime"

If I was Alex, I would just put this gaffe behind him. Don't make it more than it is by dedicating magazine space to it. Does the average darts fan on Twitter - and other places where you promote your magazine - really care about Rout's credibility, or whether FakeWade is qualified to be a pundit? Us lot might get a laugh out of it all, but it's very much an inside joke.

Surreys finest wrote:

dartsweekly wrote:In the interest of fairness and giving both sides a say, would anyone be interested in writing their view on it in next week's issue?

I have absolutely no time for those failed darting fucks moaning about the good players getting money for being good. If you shit yourself on tv and average 70 odd every time then your tv opportunities are going to be limited (except for maybe channel 4 in January).

The PDC already gives loads of opportunities for players to get on tv. But it is not a charity. Olly Croft once said he didn't owe the players a living, well Barry Hearn doesn't owe the 'not quite good enough' players a living. It's called life and it is brutal.

Guys like Rout and IFM remind me of the feckless northeners who blame immigrants for not getting work, yet turn up to job interviews in tracksuits and a face covered in cheap tribal tattoos and smelling their chav girlfriends rarely cleaned cunts.

Or the 'local shop owners' crying about how the suoermarkets take their business, yet never clean the dingy shitholes they run or make customers feel welcome.

Copy/paste the first two paragraphs. There's next weeks's article.

Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

D'Artagnan wrote:I nominate Sin.

We have a winner

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

That's too highbrow a subject for Oche

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

Heath corner with Fatty Watts

Justin Credible wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

Heath corner with Fatty Watts

Driving safely with Lurgan.

The importance of data protection with ChrisW

Rapey Dave on the marking scheme

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

MAN WITH GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BIGGEST HEAD SPEAKS OUT: WHY ME SHITTING MYSELF ACTUALLY MEANT DES WAS TERRIFIED.

Fat bogey eating virgin bastard

Edna Shitpiss wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

MAN WITH GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BIGGEST HEAD SPEAKS OUT: WHY ME SHITTING MYSELF ACTUALLY MEANT DES WAS TERRIFIED.

Fat bogey eating virgin bastard

Edna Shitpiss wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

MAN WITH GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BIGGEST HEAD SPEAKS OUT: WHY ME SHITTING MYSELF ACTUALLY MEANT DES WAS TERRIFIED.

Fat bogey eating virgin bastard

a bit harsh on darty that

Edna Shitpiss wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:Next weeks guest writer; Mr C. Lubfoot-Hinton. Discussing the art of eating bogeys and taking a pee pee down your trouser leg.

MAN WITH GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BIGGEST HEAD SPEAKS OUT: WHY ME SHITTING MYSELF ACTUALLY MEANT DES WAS TERRIFIED.

Fat bogey eating virgin bastard

Jimmy the Twit crying like a bitch on Dolefinish

marvelous stuff

[QUOTE=jrwfsl147;396557]It amused me. The guy was so affected by the column that he rambled on for 800 words on a blog on which he claimed I'd never feature(300 words more than the actual column itself, lest we forget). He was offered a chance to discuss his objections, which incidentally were wholly contradictory to other recent posts in the blog, yet he chose to decline that opportunity. Now he, along with several other members of a second-rate forum, are actively trying to pressure the editor into deleting the article and refusing to post my opinions in the future.[/QUOTE]

Justin Credible wrote:Jimmy the Twit crying like a bitch on Dolefinish

marvelous stuff

jrwfsl147;396557 wrote:It amused me. The guy was so affected by the column that he rambled on for 800 words on a blog on which he claimed I'd never feature(300 words more than the actual column itself, lest we forget). He was offered a chance to discuss his objections, which incidentally were wholly contradictory to other recent posts in the blog, yet he chose to decline that opportunity. Now he, along with several other members of a second-rate forum, are actively trying to pressure the editor into deleting the article and refusing to post my opinions in the future.

Which fuckers here are trying to get the article deleted?

I never had an issue with FakeWade. He was always reasonable with me.

However, given that the magazine's owner chooses to promote on here, and encourages feedback, it's not like anything dodgy is going on.

sennafan24 wrote:I never had an issue with FakeWade. He was always reasonable with me.

However, given that the magazine's owner chooses to promote on here, and encourages feedback, it's not like anything dodgy is going on.

Alex promotes on dolefinish and TSoD...they allow everyone to promote their site and post links, except me of course.
No vendetta there whatsoever.

The Shank wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:Jimmy the Twit crying like a bitch on Dolefinish

marvelous stuff

jrwfsl147;396557 wrote:It amused me. The guy was so affected by the column that he rambled on for 800 words on a blog on which he claimed I'd never feature(300 words more than the actual column itself, lest we forget). He was offered a chance to discuss his objections, which incidentally were wholly contradictory to other recent posts in the blog, yet he chose to decline that opportunity. Now he, along with several other members of a second-rate forum, are actively trying to pressure the editor into deleting the article and refusing to post my opinions in the future.

Which fuckers here are trying to get the article deleted?

He lives in a fantasy world.