Random Dart Stuff

[The Thorn]

[tungsten tossers]

What a cunt

[Randall]

Harsh on thorn

[tungsten tossers]

Harsh on thorn

Is it?

[Randall]

Harsh on thorn

Is it?

Well possibly not

[Potter's Lake]

*checks watch*

[Rogg]

*checks watch*

The final BDO AGM really was a disgrace.

Where is that from?

[Potter's Lake]

The Mirror, in 1979.

[oche balboa]

The Mirror lol

[Randall]

Is that shit rag still going?

[The Thorn]

Is that shit rag still going?

That's no way to talk about Oche

[Randall]

Is that shit rag still going?

That's no way to talk about Oche

Is it not?

[Rogg]

Erm.

[The Thorn]

Erm.

I will watch it in the halftime break

[Rogg]

Lots of time for more Messi magic first!

[The Thorn]

Erm.

What the actual fuck is this crap

[Rogg]

Erm.

What the actual fuck is this crap

Poison Arrows - New Poster & Trailer for British Darts mockumentary starring Geoff Bell, James Harkness, Ben Gardner Gray & Judith Roddy. POISON ARROWS is coming to UK Cinemas from 20th December & available on Digital Download from 2nd January 2023.

Poison Arrows comes from the creative minds of British actor Geoff Bell (Kingsman, Green Street & The Business) and cult filmmaker Simon Sprackling (Funnyman, Breakfast with Johnny Wilkinson). The film also stars James Harkness (The Victim, Rogue One, Darkest Hour), Ben Gardner Gray (Eden Lodge) & Judith Roddy (Derry Girls, The Fall).

The film also features notable sporting UK personalities including: Barry Hearn OBE (Chairman PDC, Matchroom Snooker & Boxing), Bobby George (Gone to Pot, The Real Marigold Hotel), Ray Stubbs (BBC, ESPN & BT Sports presenter) plus multiple real-life Professional Darts Champions including: Ray Van Barneveld, Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams, Trina Gulliver, James Wade, Mervyn King, Tony David and Andy ‘The Viking’ Fordham.

In addition, Keith Brymer-Jones, best known as a judge on the C4's Great British Pottery Throwdown (The Crying Potter) and Carrie Hilton award-winning kickboxer will make their big screen debuts.

Documentary filmmaker, Lewis J Maitland, is going into Medway prison to meet former darts player, Rocky Goldfingers, as he completes a fifteen-year sentence for the murder of his former teammate and protégé, Perry ‘The Poison Arrow’ Peters. A crime he continues to claim he did not commit.

Poison Arrows is Maitland’s filmed record of what happens when Rocky gets out and goes in search of whoever it was that “stitched him up”. It follows Rocky’s desperate quest to find the real killer, in a hostile, disbelieving world that’s changed beyond all recognition, from the one he left behind.

At the same time Maitland is himself on a quest, to win an illusive BAFTA, by chronicling either his subject’s slow, delusional and tragic decline - into denial and psychosis - or better still, if he’s really lucky, the discovery of one of the most shocking and extraordinary sports conspiracies of all time!

[Safc]

Erm.

That looks absolutely fucking horrendous.

[Potter's Lake]

Andy Fordham, eh.

[The Thorn]

So Taylor killed Fordham because he knew Fordham was the best in the world.