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[Justin Credible]

A triumphant post!

I set the alarm for 8am in the morning as i sure Wayne will be on the first early flight

[Randall]

A triumphant post!

I set the alarm for 8am in the morning as i sure Wayne will be on the first early flight

When the banging and screaming started on my door earlier I thought it was him!

[Randall]

Badger baiting is illegal, not sure about Wayne baiting!

[Justin Credible]

A triumphant post!

I set the alarm for 8am in the morning as i sure Wayne will be on the first early flight

When the banging and screaming started on my door earlier I thought it was him!

what kind of fucked up shit is the bdo in when a normal person hears thumping on his door on a weekend night automatically things its a director of the bdo.

That speaks volumes about the bdo

[Justin Credible]

my wife was hysterically laughing when i told her your situation about the part where you though that on a friday night at home nyou hear thumping and the first thing to come into your mind is the director of the BDO

I told her we better get security cameras in case barry hearn called here which made her continue laughing

[Randall]

A triumphant post!

I set the alarm for 8am in the morning as i sure Wayne will be on the first early flight

When the banging and screaming started on my door earlier I thought it was him!

what kind of fucked up shit is the bdo in when a normal person hears thumping on his door on a weekend night automatically things its a director of the bdo.

That speaks volumes about the bdo

It really was the first thing that went through my mind!

[Justin Credible]

I know, thats what makes it really fucked up and hilarious

[ITG]

popcorn teeth

[sennafan24]

The thought of Wildwest Wayne reading that gives me a laugh.

[Surreys finest]

Usually I'm only twitching the curtains when on the lookout for in laws or Jehovahs witnesses. Now I have to be wary of BDO board members, or Jehovahs witless' may be a more accurate name.

[Justin Credible]

popcorn teeth

Was accused on TSoD of abusing sue williams , making porn pictures and calling her popcorn teeth.

I never made porn pics of her nor ever used that name, however i did find it hilarious and seeing as I am now being blamed for it thought , fuck it, will use it now

I thanked TSoD for it so expect the mods on there so delete it

[Chizzyfan]

I shall not read it as from what I can gather, Chizzy did not win.

[Justin Credible]

just noticed this thread has over 100,000 views

[Mothy]

just noticed this thread has over 100,000 views

Every single one of them immediately clicked away after opening the thread

After all, nobody reads a word here

[Justin Credible]

100,000 views on here and far far more views for my blog as well , and no one reads that either.

[Sin]

Oi JC, I've read you blog 3 times, don't let on though, some spacker mushroom gimp cunts might say I am trying to cook the figures and shit.

Oche: I read the blog
Wayne: Did you ?
Oche: I laughed
Wayne: What ?
Oche: No
Wayne: So you did not read it, laugh or both
Oche: Yes
Oche: I mean no
Wayne: Eh ?
Oche: I was joking
Wayne: I'm confused, what did you do
Oche: No, I mean yes.

[darts1000]

How many times has Sue Williams won the 'Knob of the week' award?

[Justin Credible]

around 22 times in over 4 years,

roughly won ir once every ten weeks on average, however its only since she became chairperson that they came in a glut

[darts1000]

JC,

Why don't you start a youtube page? Your anti-BDO/pro-PDC videos could be hilarious and generate quite some views and £££. You can promote TDF aswell.

[Justin Credible]

you tube unlike my own site are more precious and would be taking stuff down every time some precious insecure mushroom cunt got the hump