The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[hang the dj]

Had a crap morning so far. The electric window on my car decided it didn't want to close earlier so spent the next two hours at a garage

You never had those issues with your horse & cart

[Jockenaria]

Had a crap morning so far. The electric window on my car decided it didn't want to close earlier so spent the next two hours at a garage

You never had those issues with your horse & cart

MH makes the Amish look like modern pioneers!!!

[Sheep Shagger]

In the neighbourhood he lives in he never winds the fekkers down anyway so why bother?

[M H]

Bunch of tossers!

[M H]

Well I took my car to the garage today and they couldn't find the fault without stripping it down which would have cost me hundreds. Funny thing is the windows are working now as well.

The bonus is I got them to take my radio out and give me the serial number so I could get the unlock code as it locked after I changed the battery. The cost for it all, £20!

[Jockenaria]

Well I took my car to the garage today and they couldn't find the fault without stripping it down which would have cost me hundreds. Funny thing is the windows are working now as well.

The bonus is I got them to take my radio out and give me the serial number so I could get the unlock code as it locked after I changed the battery. The cost for it all, £20!

Good times mate

[M H]

An absolute result mate and honest people running the place.

For years my old man and I used the same garage as they were honest and always did a good job but they closed last year. Now I've found this one I'll be putting my missus car in for a service in the next couple of weeks and mine in September.

Way too many cowboys out there fucking up cars

[Justin Credible]

listening to 80s stuff on you tube all morning, all my favorites,

anyhow came to a song by fiction factory, a poncey group but loved one of their songs, I only now discovered that these fuckers from perth in scotland were a skinhead band just prior to being a new wave faggoty shower of cunts.

I dont know if i am disgusted or not.

[Randall]

listening to 80s stuff on you tube all morning, all my favorites,

anyhow came to a song by fiction factory, a poncey group but loved one of their songs, I only now discovered that these fuckers from perth in scotland were a skinhead band just prior to being a new wave faggoty shower of cunts.

I dont know if i am disgusted or not.

you should write for the nme!

[Randall]

the uninstall function on windows 8 is as fucking useless as this thread.

[Randall]

fucking had it with this laptop.

[Justin Credible]

fucking had it with this laptop.

stop swearing on the sabbath, you will make baby jesus cry.

[Randall]

fucking had it with this laptop.

stop swearing on the sabbath, you will make baby jesus cry.

fuck him!

[Justin Credible]

fucking had it with this laptop.

stop swearing on the sabbath, you will make baby jesus cry.

fuck him!

I can imagine the laptop doing a 9.9 olympic swandive soon

[Randall]

uninstalled it, its not fucking there, and still its fucking running!

get to fuck!

[Jockenaria]

the uninstall function on windows 8 is as fucking useless as this thread.

Windows 8 is Microsoft's finest hour!!!

[M H]

the uninstall function on windows 8 is as fucking useless as this thread.

Windows 8 is Microsoft's finest hour!!!

Windows 8 is the work of the Devil

[M H]

Just had two pigeons running amok in the kitched. Glasses crashing to the floor and breaking, everything on the window sill flying around and huge noise. The thick bastards couldn't work out that the easyest exit was through the fucking door they entered in the first place!

[Wookiee]

Just had two pigeons running amok in the kitched. Glasses crashing to the floor and breaking, everything on the window sill flying around and huge noise. The thick bastards couldn't work out that the easyest exit was through the fucking door they entered in the first place!

Sounds like Dicie's sent the boys round.

[Cameron]

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