JANUARY JOBBER JAMBOREE - Day 1 - Sponsored by Steradent

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Post by doG » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:37 pm

The preliminary Darts on at the moment keeping us all amused until the main event starts at lakeside.
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Post by Sin » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:45 pm

doG wrote:The preliminary Darts on at the moment keeping us all amused until the main event starts at lakeside.
The main even from the piss smelling BDO WI Bingo, Raffle and Chicken In A Basket Championship
being some pissed up jobber getting his arm masturbated by a swamp donkey carpet muncher. With running commentary
from that lanky streak of annoying paralysed piss what works for the BBC.

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Post by D & B » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:46 pm

Sin wrote:
doG wrote:The preliminary Darts on at the moment keeping us all amused until the main event starts at lakeside.
The main even from the piss smelling BDO WI Bingo, Raffle and Chicken In A Basket Championship
being some pissed up jobber getting his arm masturbated by a swamp donkey carpet muncher. With running commentary
from that lanky streak of annoying paralysed piss what works for the BBC.
:D

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:47 pm

Sin wrote:
doG wrote:The preliminary Darts on at the moment keeping us all amused until the main event starts at lakeside.
The main even from the piss smelling BDO WI Bingo, Raffle and Chicken In A Basket Championship
being some pissed up jobber getting his arm masturbated by a swamp donkey carpet muncher. With running commentary
from that lanky streak of annoying paralysed piss what works for the BBC.

Another excellent post
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Post by M H » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:47 pm

Sin wrote:
doG wrote:The preliminary Darts on at the moment keeping us all amused until the main event starts at lakeside.
The main even from the piss smelling BDO WI Bingo, Raffle and Chicken In A Basket Championship
being some pissed up jobber getting his arm masturbated by a swamp donkey carpet muncher. With running commentary
from that lanky streak of annoying paralysed piss what works for the BBC.
You've got a wonderful turn of phrase mate. Bravo
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:51 pm

they should get fordham on the panel...providing they can get some reinforced couch.

fordham would come cheap, especially since he is now playing for pound coins in the pub with his chav scum friends.
The sight of an obese cunt with an alcohol and food problem stinking of b.o. and a complete state, would make him the ideal person to accompany bobby the genetic throwback george in the studio, they are perfect as the face of the bdo
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Post by doG » Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:00 pm

I think I might hire a large screen TV just for Lakeside like I did last year, can get a HD 96 inch screen for $9 per day.
The darting action looks spectacular on it. I can recommend it to you all.
Thankyou please.
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Post by ITG » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:38 am

Heres the BDO's new challenger to chase the sun.

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Post by doG » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:26 am

Bunting, the reigning BDO Champion is slaughtering all before him at the PDC preliminary World Darts exhibition. Should Bunting win this he will become the first ever Darts Player to hold both World Champion Titles concurrently. The Lakeside trophy obviously being the pinnacle there.
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Post by Mabbsy » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:57 am

Is this shit still on ?

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Post by andy a » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:46 pm

Mabbsy wrote:Is this shit still on ?
No - we've still got it to 'look forward to' :cry:

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Post by fandarts » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:04 pm

1 more sleep only, i can't believe it
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LAUGHING AT THE PDC SINCE 1993

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Post by M H » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:17 pm

fandarts wrote:1 more sleep only, i can't believe it
Waiting in earnest for the Italian tanks to roll
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Post by sirwolfie » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:18 pm

cant wait for the proper darts WC to start Fanny think Gaz will be surprised by the standard this year fancy a 9 darter as well as some 100 plus averages

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Post by M H » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:18 pm

sirwolfie wrote:cant wait for the proper darts WC to start Fanny think Gaz will be surprised by the standard this year fancy a 9 darter as well as some 100 plus averages
Are they playing 101 straight in now?
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Post by Justin Credible » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:26 pm

sirwolfie wrote:cant wait for the proper darts WC to start Fanny think Gaz will be surprised by the standard this year fancy a 9 darter as well as some 100 plus averages

ONLY 14 TON PLUS AVERAGES IN THE PDC ONE, THE BDO SHOULD OVERHAUL THAT SOON
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Post by Sin » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:17 pm

Can't believe there are actually people out there getting semi's on/moist about the upcoming shitfest from the BDO.

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Post by QSM » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:19 pm

Sin wrote:Can't believe there are actually people out there getting semi's on/moist about the upcoming shitfest from the BDO.
It's the best field ever assembled, hard not to get excited. ;)

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Post by Mabbsy » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:52 pm

QSM wrote:
Sin wrote:Can't believe there are actually people out there getting semi's on/moist about the upcoming shitfest from the BDO.
It's the best amateur field ever assembled, hard not to get excited if you're in the amateur game.
Got a point there fella :lol:

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Post by Noisycrowds » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:15 pm

32 best players in the world hahaha please tell me that someone wont say that

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