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Drivers who use roundabouts to go back down the road they've just come from. Usually women with no fucking idea where they are.

Financial Controller/Director on a part time basis mate

Sprocket501 wrote:Drivers who use roundabouts to go back down the road they've just come from. Usually women with no fucking idea where they are.

Teachers on holiday

Sprocket501 wrote:Drivers who use roundabouts to go back down the road they've just come from. Usually women with no fucking idea where they are.

plus councils installing traffic lights on roundabouts that have no need of em and holding every cunt up.

andy a wrote:

Sprocket501 wrote:Drivers who use roundabouts to go back down the road they've just come from. Usually women with no fucking idea where they are.

Teachers on holiday

Still hurting? Excellent.

Barclays Bank Digital Eagles.

Nipped to pay a cheque in today for work and was confronted by one of their "Digital Eagles"

"Do you use our internet banking service Sir"

Looked at her and thought you look very familiar. She rambled on about how the bank could help and services available on the net ......
Then it clicked. I remembered her, Judy Shaw from school, and low and behold looked at her name tag and sure enough "Judy- Digital Eagle"

As she rambled on, my mind drifted back to the mid 80's and seeing her and her sister wanking their horse off in Mr Parsons stable.
Me and my mate quite fancied them and had gone to see if they were up in the horse field. What a fucking shock that was.
She still looked quite fit to be honest but has she was showing me the Barclays online banking leaflet I couldn't clear my mind of thinking what those hands had done.

True Story.

lazy cunts going on strike tomorrow!

Tungsten Terrorist wrote:Barclays Bank Digital Eagles.

Nipped to pay a cheque in today for work and was confronted by one of their "Digital Eagles"

"Do you use our internet banking service Sir"

Looked at her and thought you look very familiar. She rambled on about how the bank could help and services available on the net ......
Then it clicked. I remembered her, Judy Shaw from school, and low and behold looked at her name tag and sure enough "Judy- Digital Eagle"

As she rambled on, my mind drifted back to the mid 80's and seeing her and her sister wanking their horse off in Mr Parsons stable.
Me and my mate quite fancied them and had gone to see if they were up in the horse field. What a fucking shock that was.
She still looked quite fit to be honest but has she was showing me the Barclays online banking leaflet I couldn't clear my mind of thinking what those hands had done.

True Story.

why wasnt i informed!

Tungsten Terrorist wrote:Barclays Bank Digital Eagles.

Nipped to pay a cheque in today for work and was confronted by one of their "Digital Eagles"

"Do you use our internet banking service Sir"

Looked at her and thought you look very familiar. She rambled on about how the bank could help and services available on the net ......
Then it clicked. I remembered her, Judy Shaw from school, and low and behold looked at her name tag and sure enough "Judy- Digital Eagle"

As she rambled on, my mind drifted back to the mid 80's and seeing her and her sister wanking their horse off in Mr Parsons stable.
Me and my mate quite fancied them and had gone to see if they were up in the horse field. What a fucking shock that was.
She still looked quite fit to be honest but has she was showing me the Barclays online banking leaflet I couldn't clear my mind of thinking what those hands had done.

True Story.

If only Randall had met her........................

Darth Randall wrote:

Tungsten Terrorist wrote:Barclays Bank Digital Eagles.

Nipped to pay a cheque in today for work and was confronted by one of their "Digital Eagles"

"Do you use our internet banking service Sir"

Looked at her and thought you look very familiar. She rambled on about how the bank could help and services available on the net ......
Then it clicked. I remembered her, Judy Shaw from school, and low and behold looked at her name tag and sure enough "Judy- Digital Eagle"

As she rambled on, my mind drifted back to the mid 80's and seeing her and her sister wanking their horse off in Mr Parsons stable.
Me and my mate quite fancied them and had gone to see if they were up in the horse field. What a fucking shock that was.
She still looked quite fit to be honest but has she was showing me the Barclays online banking leaflet I couldn't clear my mind of thinking what those hands had done.

True Story.

why wasnt i informed!

Posted that and saw you on the thread the minute I pressed send.

M H wrote:Financial Controller/Director on a part time basis mate

Does that mean you will be in charge of the chequebook?

D & B wrote:

M H wrote:Financial Controller/Director on a part time basis mate

Does that mean you will be in charge of the chequebook?

Online banking mate, even easier!

M H wrote:

D & B wrote:

M H wrote:Financial Controller/Director on a part time basis mate

Does that mean you will be in charge of the chequebook?

Online banking mate, even easier!

hypocritical 2 faced cunts , this place has seen a bump in them today

Fuckin, wasps coming through my window making a shit load of noise and threatening me, flying close to my face when I'm trying to have a lie in, every fucking year.

TheArrow wrote:Fuckin, wasps coming through my window making a shit load of noise and threatening me, flying close to my face when I'm trying to have a lie in, every fucking year.

close your window?

QSM wrote:

TheArrow wrote:Fuckin, wasps coming through my window making a shit load of noise and threatening me, flying close to my face when I'm trying to have a lie in, every fucking year.

close your window?

Would be too hot, mate. I like sleeping in the cold and in the summer the sun shines right through the window making it like an oven, so the little bastards get in and torment me.

Put a net across the window mate

The Wasps are probably coming in to look at you because they can not believe your massive muscle mass.

Tungsten Terrorist wrote:The Wasps are probably coming in to look at you because they can not believe your massive muscle mass.

Haven't you got a current annoyance you wish to share mate? Doesn't matter how large