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Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:41 pm
by Justin Credible
is it james wade ?
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:44 pm
by D & B
Oche Balboa wrote:I didnt..... Gaz did
Just to remind you
Oche Balboa wrote:Well i am not afraid to have pictures of myself on darts forums domain
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:39 pm
by Monkety Tonkety
Can't imagine Ross the Toss would want to join the PDC, and I doubt he'd be welcomed very warmly either. Certainly no chance of the PDC offering him a 20k sponsorship deal, entry to the PL and world champs
So he'll just have to play in a "Micky mouse" again.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:10 am
by Carlin
Do you not think his "every day im shuffling" dance at the worlds was a pathetic attempt to make Uncle Bazza fall in love with him? That was cringeworthy tv and it takes a lot for me to say that.
Im new here btw and this is my first post. Some of you may know me from one of the other forums with a similar name, went under the name 'dreambhoy'

Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:14 am
by ITG
That was one of the most cringey things I've ever seen on tv.
I was actually wincing it was that bad.
The muppets making their "oooaaa oooaaa" noises and wearing sparkly cowboy hats were just as bad tbf.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:22 am
by Carlin
In his defence though, I would probabky try anything I could do deflect attention away from that second head on my inner arm.
That really is unfortunate
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:23 am
by D & B
Carlin wrote:Do you not think his "every day im shuffling" dance at the worlds was a pathetic attempt to make Uncle Bazza fall in love with him? That was cringeworthy tv and it takes a lot for me to say that.
Im new here btw and this is my first post. Some of you may know me from one of the other forums with a similar name, went under the name 'dreambhoy'

Evening
You're a pal of Stran I believe.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:24 am
by Justin Credible
Carlin wrote:Do you not think his "every day im shuffling" dance at the worlds was a pathetic attempt to make Uncle Bazza fall in love with him? That was cringeworthy tv and it takes a lot for me to say that.
Im new here btw and this is my first post. Some of you may know me from one of the other forums with a similar name, went under the name 'dreambhoy'

Welcome aboard Carlin, not familar with DF.uk except they have a bunch of joyless morons as mods.
I like your style...thankfully ross like all bdo players dont get much tv time so we are thankfully spared ross's shit antics.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:26 am
by ITG
Aye you'll fit in well here, Carlin.

Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:33 am
by Carlin
Haha cheers boys! Yeah im pals wiv Stran. Went to the Alloa Masters with him and his mrs just before he went off shore. Crackin couple, love their drink. Unfortunetly not up for a bit of wife swapping tho. Always next time

Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:35 am
by Justin Credible
Carlin wrote:Haha cheers boys! Yeah im pals wiv Stran. Went to the Alloa Masters with him and his mrs just before he went off shore. Crackin couple, love their drink. Unfortunetly not up for a bit of wife swapping tho. Always next time

shame, as stran thinks I am a cunt.
He is right of course.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:38 am
by Carlin
Haha any particular reason?
Just try and avoid gettin into a round with him. He drinks 4 voddie amd cokes to my one pint. Every time. Never seen it done before. Boy is a machine, or alcoholic, depending which angle you take
Hope he wont mind me slating him to try and gain some friends on here. Needs must and all.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:38 am
by ITG
Wheres it you're from, Carlin?
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:40 am
by Carlin
Glasgow mTe. I also have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with Gary Anderson which will bcome apparent during comps, especially after a few Stellas. Also a hatred for Taylor, mostly the reason for my bans up the road.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:41 am
by ITG
Whereabouts? I'm in Bishopbriggs. Well not quite Glasgow, but close enough..
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:41 am
by Justin Credible
Carlin wrote:Haha any particular reason?
Just try and avoid gettin into a round with him. He drinks 4 voddie amd cokes to my one pint. Every time. Never seen it done before. Boy is a machine, or alcoholic, depending which angle you take
Hope he wont mind me slating him to try and gain some friends on here. Needs must and all.
My beliefs on the military and my lack of sympathy for anything that happens to them in an illegal war hurt his feelings.
Plus i am officially a cunt, or at least I won cunt of the Year on another forum, and they retired the title with me holding it so technically i am now a lifetime cunt.
Hang around, wont be long before i piss you off at some stage

Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:42 am
by Carlin
Well its actually Clydebank but noone really knows where that is so Glasgow is easier!
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:44 am
by Carlin
Justin Credible wrote:Carlin wrote:Haha any particular reason?
Just try and avoid gettin into a round with him. He drinks 4 voddie amd cokes to my one pint. Every time. Never seen it done before. Boy is a machine, or alcoholic, depending which angle you take
Hope he wont mind me slating him to try and gain some friends on here. Needs must and all.
My beliefs on the military and my lack of sympathy for anything that happens to them in an illegal war hurt his feelings.
Plus i am officially a cunt, or at least I won cunt of the Year on another forum, and they retired the title with me holding it so technically i am now a lifetime cunt.
Hang around, wont be long before i piss you off at some stage

Haha you probably will mate. Im the easiest person in the world to noise up. Very highly strung, youll have a field day.
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:45 am
by ITG
Aye I just say that too. Bishopbriggs is just a another irrelevant overspill commuter town!
Theres a few lads on here from in and around Glasgow. Dr Zoidberg stays somewhere about here and Hang the DJ stays in Wishaw. Think Jockenaria might live in Glasgow too. Few boys further up north too I think, Knots?
Re: Ross Montgomery being the prick again
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:47 am
by Justin Credible
As I said last week, the more scottish members on here the better.
Like the Irish and some of the welsh they can take a bit of slagging and dont go crying everytime their feelings are hurt.