The End of the world is nigh - 21st May 2011

[M H]

Does that mean I wont get to see the darts in Crawley?

[Justin Credible]

look on the bright side, new zealand will go first

[doG]

I don't think Great Britain gets your earthquake for another 48 hrs, will that be enough time to see the darts ?
doG

[sat]

From what I read about this on't net it's the rapture tomorrow. Am gonna invest in a paintball gun and splat the buggers as they get sucked up.

[DrZoidberg]

i better gee the burd a dose tonight, just in case.

[Justin Credible]

better drink that champagne i put away for a special occasion,and hump the wife

[M H]

I don't think Great Britain gets your earthquake for another 48 hrs, will that be enough time to see the darts ?
doG

And time for a few beers after as well, not all bad then.

[Justin Credible]

thats 2 hours and 10 mins for ireland so ?

[sat]

I wonder if it kicks off allowing for the time zones?

[Justin Credible]

I suggest ye all get aboard Tom/Cabbage's boat

[sat]

Is he a xtian? Will the whole thing get sucked into the clouds?

[Randall]

i get a day off and the world ends.

the two events are clearly linked.

[Justin Credible]

could at least wait for the uk open to pass.

[M H]

Fuck I forgot about this. Paid my credit card bill today!

[Randall]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-prop ... 38169.html

few piss taking comments at the bottom of this piece.

[doG]

I wonder if it kicks off allowing for the time zones?

Yeah nah, listening to the nutta on the radio he reakons NZ will feel it first and it will travel around the globe, somehow I doubt it, if it's so big it will end the world I'd say everyone will feel it at the same time no matter where you are.

Anyway if it does kick off down here at 18:00 which is now only 9 hrs away, I'll let you know.

doG

[doG]

Oh dear.... a 6.5 earthquake has just happened in the Sandwich Islands.

It's about to begin !

doG

[doG]

Yeah nah, only 1 hour till it's all over and I'm watching a fishing program on TV and practicing darts at the same time.
No sign of any raptors and the house hasn't shaked today.
Waiting waiting waiting....
doG

[skweezit]

Thanks for giving us the heads up doG. So let me see if I got this straight..

say it is this guy's evangelical rapture and it does goes by time zones, which I would
imagine it would anyways, if we don't hear from you, that's good news? Right?
I mean more than usual, because you got called up to the right leg side of the master's
righteous hand holding the dog chain or however your religion works.

but if we do hear from you, then that's bad? I mean more than normal because then you're one
of the bad doggies that got left behind? an ankle-biter or an excitable pee-er or a crummy
fetcher or whatever. you don't have to say. It's probably better if we all just assume.

stay safe

[skweezit]

breaking news - there's another end of the world scheduled in for October, later in the year,
in case anyone misses out on this one.