The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

my pup is getting far too big to keep in the bath.

My back garden is like a swamp and am sure there is an underground leak somewhere as days after the rain there are syill pools in the garden some on the half a foot deep.

The pup went out the other day and rolled around and was destroyed, then ran up the stairs and destroyed the place, and i mean covered the place in muck, tries to eat everything, and when you go to take it he runs with it, all a game to him still

[M H]

When Ruby needs a clean up I walk her into the kitchen on the lead then close the door before letting her off, she knows what's coming next and hates it, gets the right hump. No way could I let her off and expect her to follow as she'd be straight upstairs covering my bed with shit!

I believe if you've got a roller you've got a roller Gaz, he wont grow out of it mate

[Justin Credible]

I know, one of my collies, the one still alive is another like that as well.

He also loves the bath, and a slut for the hairdrying and combing and brushing afterwards.

[M H]

Ruby hates water and it's terribly difficult washing her and making sure I don't hurt her as I have to restrain her in the sink.

They actually do it to mask their scent due to the hunting instinct that still remains

[Justin Credible]

The pup hate washing but loves the muck and streams, the collie as mentioned loves the attention, and with his extra long coat and hair it needs a lot of attention to avoid knots, etc

Most important thing is make absolutely sure no water gets in her ears

[M H]

The pup hate washing but loves the muck and streams, the collie as mentioned loves the attention, and with his extra long coat and hair it needs a lot of attention to avoid knots, etc

Most important thing is make absolutely sure no water gets in her ears

Not a fan then mate!

[Justin Credible]

I knew as I was typing it , it was coming...............

[M H]

It's a year to the day my old Mum died, amazing how quickly time passes

[Justin Credible]

anniversaries are hard, sadly time keeps moving on and seems quicker the older we get

[M H]

I remember the events leading up to her death as I do Dad's vividly as they happened so close together. My big brov and I were there when she passed at ten past seven in the morning. Funny thing this morning I was watching the news having a coffee and smoke before going to Sainsbury's, looked up at the clock at the time was ten past seven.

Weird

[M H]

My youngest turned 20 today, Jeez I feel old!

[Justin Credible]

I feel like shit this morning, could hardly wake up

[DrZoidberg]

thats every fucking day for me ^^

[Randall]

half way round the park something popped in my groin, agony.

staggered home and popped on some deep heat, feels like someone has set fire to my bollocks.

what a life.

[Justin Credible]

half way round the park something popped in my groin, agony.

staggered home and popped on some deep heat, feels like someone has set fire to my bollocks.

what a life.

hahahaha.....I reckon this is all a ploy to get out of going out tonight.

Look at the good side, you now can watch the darts

[Randall]

half way round the park something popped in my groin, agony.

staggered home and popped on some deep heat, feels like someone has set fire to my bollocks.

what a life.

hahahaha.....I reckon this is all a ploy to get out of going out tonight.

Look at the good side, you now can watch the darts

local charity thing i have committed to, hoping to be home by nine, scratch that, i will be home by nine!

is deep heat meant to sting this fucking much!

[Justin Credible]

I would cancel and put the feet up for the evening

[Noisycrowds]

do what i do tape it

i wont watch it till 10

then i can fast forward the non taylor games

[Justin Credible]

you disgust me

[M H]

Had a crap morning so far. The electric window on my car decided it didn't want to close earlier so spent the next two hours at a garage