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Justin Credible wrote:make sure you dont freeze your balls off

I would have mate as the course i was on was right on the cliffs and that east wind was blowing strong,Luckily i had long johns on and a cracking body warmer on so i was fine but my mates were looking a bit blue by the end of the round..

M H wrote:Is it me or is Good Friday the most boring day of the year?

No mate as long as you plan your friday out,Had a good day out with a couple of jars and got my Whyte&Mackay whisky in for tonight..

Not that easy to plan days out at the moment mate but hey ho

M H wrote:Is it me or is Good Friday the most boring day of the year?

Normally consists of a day in the pub for me (after mass anyway) but having to drive through to the in laws tonight

You have my sympathy mate

M H wrote:You have my sympathy mate

Cheers

no pubs open on good friday over here..........

you might get an odd GAA club open for a couple of hours in the morning though.
No off license open either, and no supermarkets allowed sell alcohol

Last night was just mental.

Kicked off playing darts and couldn't score for love nor money but ended up tanking Hammy with absolutely superb finishing. Why I can't score and finish at the same time's beyond me.

Then it got surreal as there was a Sikh wedding party going on in a tent in the pub garden and the landlord invited me in, but there was a twist. He had me straight up on the floor doing the Sikh dancing stuff so I must have looked a total dickead but hey ho it's the craic and the reaction was funny. Good job I didn't start telling jokes!

Then I ended up in a whisky race with a few of the lads in there, the rest I don't remember!

I've just had a toasted hot cross bun with peanut butter spread on it,Fucking lovely it was..

I've got a shepherds pie crisping in the oven

M H wrote:I've got a shepherds pie crisping in the oven

If I wasn't so stuffed mate i'd be licking my lips at the thought of a shepherds pie..

Just about ready to dish and I'm starving

The wires in one of my missus bras came out and fucked the washing machine earlier so £40 when down the shitter getting an engineer in to sort it. Better then the hundreds it would have cost if he couldn't get them out

did it really or did he just tell you that? were you in the room when he retrieved it?

I was there mate and she showed be the bra before the engineer turned up. Was amazed it wasn't a scaffold pole in the works..........

fair enough, thats usually the stock "problem" when they have no idea and want to get a payment out of you.

He did first say it's bearings a £200 job which I knew it wasn't mate and if it was I'd have ordered a new machine and he'd have got nothing.

M H wrote:He did first say it's bearings a £200 job which I knew it wasn't mate and if it was I'd have ordered a new machine and he'd have got nothing.

the old "its the bearings" they must be taught this stuff at plumbing college.

Was his first words mate but he did a decent job when he knew I wasn't having it

I wish I could stop Ruby rolling in fox shit over the park, it's a real pain showering her in the sink when we get back!