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[welsh]

make sure you dont freeze your balls off

I would have mate as the course i was on was right on the cliffs and that east wind was blowing strong,Luckily i had long johns on and a cracking body warmer on so i was fine but my mates were looking a bit blue by the end of the round..

[welsh]

Is it me or is Good Friday the most boring day of the year?

No mate as long as you plan your friday out,Had a good day out with a couple of jars and got my Whyte&Mackay whisky in for tonight..

[M H]

Not that easy to plan days out at the moment mate but hey ho

[hang the dj]

Is it me or is Good Friday the most boring day of the year?

Normally consists of a day in the pub for me (after mass anyway) but having to drive through to the in laws tonight

[M H]

You have my sympathy mate

[hang the dj]

You have my sympathy mate

Cheers

[Justin Credible]

no pubs open on good friday over here..........

you might get an odd GAA club open for a couple of hours in the morning though.
No off license open either, and no supermarkets allowed sell alcohol

[M H]

Last night was just mental.

Kicked off playing darts and couldn't score for love nor money but ended up tanking Hammy with absolutely superb finishing. Why I can't score and finish at the same time's beyond me.

Then it got surreal as there was a Sikh wedding party going on in a tent in the pub garden and the landlord invited me in, but there was a twist. He had me straight up on the floor doing the Sikh dancing stuff so I must have looked a total dickead but hey ho it's the craic and the reaction was funny. Good job I didn't start telling jokes!

Then I ended up in a whisky race with a few of the lads in there, the rest I don't remember!

[welsh]

I've just had a toasted hot cross bun with peanut butter spread on it,Fucking lovely it was..

[M H]

I've got a shepherds pie crisping in the oven

[welsh]

I've got a shepherds pie crisping in the oven

If I wasn't so stuffed mate i'd be licking my lips at the thought of a shepherds pie..

[M H]

Just about ready to dish and I'm starving

[M H]

The wires in one of my missus bras came out and fucked the washing machine earlier so £40 when down the shitter getting an engineer in to sort it. Better then the hundreds it would have cost if he couldn't get them out

[Randall]

did it really or did he just tell you that? were you in the room when he retrieved it?

[M H]

I was there mate and she showed be the bra before the engineer turned up. Was amazed it wasn't a scaffold pole in the works..........

[Randall]

fair enough, thats usually the stock "problem" when they have no idea and want to get a payment out of you.

[M H]

He did first say it's bearings a £200 job which I knew it wasn't mate and if it was I'd have ordered a new machine and he'd have got nothing.

[Randall]

He did first say it's bearings a £200 job which I knew it wasn't mate and if it was I'd have ordered a new machine and he'd have got nothing.

the old "its the bearings" they must be taught this stuff at plumbing college.

[M H]

Was his first words mate but he did a decent job when he knew I wasn't having it

[M H]

I wish I could stop Ruby rolling in fox shit over the park, it's a real pain showering her in the sink when we get back!