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Justin Credible wrote:they are at it again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20824602

Now that's funny.

From the great Tommy Cooper.

I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'.
I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'.
He said 'How can I help?'.
I said 'Break my arms!'

My wife had a go at me last night. She said 'You'll drive me to my grave'.
I had the car out in thirty seconds.

One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvan ... aints.html

what was the joke do we know?

only serves to show that all these groups, blacks, homosexuals, etc all want to be treated as equal but none of the fuckers can take a joke, same with the royal family, miserable cunts

what was the joke?

the guy is extremely unfunny. maybe he can redeem himself.

Seen some of that Sunday evening and neither Whitehall or Corden were in any way funny, just drunk.

I saw my dwarf neighbour standing at the bus stop today, so I stopped and said "jump in, ill take you home". "Piss off ya prick!" he replied. I said "Fine, suit yourself". So I zipped up my backpack and kept on walking.

the bdo world final

Justin Credible wrote:the bdo world final

i just knew

Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow.

"Ooh" said the presenter,"This is a very rare set,produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century,do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition

"Sticks? Paddy replied.

What do you call an Irish lesbian?

A Gay Lick!

^^^^ Pair of bastids.


was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg"

Tesco burgers, low in fat but high in Shergar!

Jockenaria wrote:Tesco burgers, low in fat but high in Shergar!

had a look at the date on the tesco burgers in my fridge, and they are off

What a fanny!!

Not the best name for an ice cream van

Ha ha mate, very unfortunate especially with the warning

Finishing an interview, the NYPD recruitment seargent says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammunition across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six blacks, six meth dealers, six muslims and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" Asks the wannabe cop.

"That's the attitude we want," says the Seargent. "When can you start?"