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[Justin Credible]

the only good thing I can say about my darts game is that I am consistent

[Randall]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... jibes.html

kelly v jordan?

kelly all the way for me, jordan is a hideous thing.

[Justin Credible]

definately

[M H]

I've got to stop giving Ruby raw meat, every night she chews my fucking hands off!

[Randall]

went bed last night feeling fine, woke up, hurts to breath, feels like ive pulled every muscle in my body.

what joy.

[Randall]

picture round on pointless this evening someone mistook venice for cork

[M H]

I've had my hands chewed off again by a little pesty thing!

[Randall]

pains had eased through the day, gets toward bedtime and they are back.

little chance of getting any sleep.

[M H]

pains had eased through the day, gets toward bedtime and they are back.

little chance of getting any sleep.

Is Mrs Randall that demanding mate?

[Randall]

pains had eased through the day, gets toward bedtime and they are back.

little chance of getting any sleep.

Is Mrs Randall that demanding mate?

i should be so lucky

[Randall]

the judge in the pistorious case sure can fucking waffle.

[Randall]

this really is bollocks.

if this was some random black guy from the ghetto he bail application would have been dismissed in 2 minutes.

[Randall]

he got bail, theres a surprise.

[M H]

Took the magistrate nearly two hours to say bail granted!

[Randall]

that was his "five minutes" and he surely milked the fucker.

[M H]

I'm gonna get dicked tomorrow!

[D & B]

I'm gonna get dicked tomorrow!

PMA mate.

[M H]

Aint got a clue what PMA means mate but I aint confident about my game at the moment. way too many bad days but one thing I wont do is surrender

[D & B]

Positive Mental Attitude.

Always find I need a good start or my game continues to go south.

[M H]

I'm a slow starter mate, takes a while for my arm to loosen up. Going a few legs behind at the start doesn't bother me as on form I know I can pull them back. Just haven't found any form the last few weeks!