2024 PDC World Darts Championship Howlers Thread

[Jimmi]

John Part says Joe Cullen looks like a Grand Theft Auto character

Did he?

[Emulsfier]

John Part says Joe Cullen looks like a Grand Theft Auto character

Did he?

Turns out Rockstar wasnt his nickname, but the company that invented him.

[Jimmi]

John Part says Joe Cullen looks like a Grand Theft Auto character

Did he?

Turns out Rockstar wasnt his nickname, but the company that invented him.

[Safc]

John Part says Joe Cullen looks like a Grand Theft Auto character

Did he?

Yep

Joe looks like one of the characters out of Grand Theft Auto is what he said

[Jimmi]

John Part says Joe Cullen looks like a Grand Theft Auto character

Did he?

Yep

Joe looks like one of the characters out of Grand Theft Auto is what he said

I wonder which one

Maybe Trevor from GTA 5, given both of their hairlines?

[Grim Reaper]

- Sky neglecting the opening Anderson vs Dolan match in the build-up, prefering to talk about Littler vs Barneveld and even airing a video of Polly visiting Luke and his Mum at home

- Anderson leaves Shanghai, hits T20 with the first dart, Durrant says "he's gonna get a dart for the leg..." Anderson then hits a big 5 and he doesn't

- Glen Durrant going "Shabba!"

- Dolan required 102; hits S20, then goes bull, D16 for the leg. Duzza claims "the only way to go", when it's clearly not (and I'm sure he knows that)

- Yet again the mongpit chant "You've got school in the morning" at Luke Littler. Tomorrow is Sunday (on top of what we've spoken about previously).

[Potter's Lake]

- Dolan required 102; hits S20, then goes bull, D16 for the leg. Duzza claims "the only way to go", when it's clearly not (and I'm sure he knows that)

This was tongue in cheek TBF.

[thegentle]

- Sky neglecting the opening Anderson vs Dolan match in the build-up, prefering to talk about Littler vs Barneveld and even airing a video of Polly visiting Luke and his Mum at home

- Anderson leaves Shanghai, hits T20 with the first dart, Durrant says "he's gonna get a dart for the leg..." Anderson then hits a big 5 and he doesn't

- Glen Durrant going "Shabba!"

- Dolan required 102; hits S20, then goes bull, D16 for the leg. Duzza claims "the only way to go", when it's clearly not (and I'm sure he knows that)

- Yet again the mongpit chant "You've got school in the morning" at Luke Littler. Tomorrow is Sunday (on top of what we've spoken about previously).

Was he being serious? It really didn't sound like it

[Rogg]

Duzza very dry humour.

[oche balboa]

Pre- Tournament

- Porter stopping Women from playing in both, cites the Tomlin order which was broken by the PDC in 2006
- Beau Greaves rejecting an invite to play at Ally Pally
- Dennis Priestley clearly pissed doing the draw like bingo
- Emma Paton almost messing up the draw

Day 1

- Endless coverage of the "That leg" 5 times in the 1st 17 mins it was mentioned
- 30 years montage and shows just 6 ladies forgetting that the 1st one Gayl King played in 2000
- Rusty playing badly throws his darts on the table one falls to the floor he has to ask security to pick it up for him
- Nebrida trips over the oche after his first throw
- Whitlock busts 50 with just one dart
- The Madness of Cameron Menzies
- Mongs chanting "boring, boring tables" before the first dart is even thrown.
- Buntz required 70, hit 4 (aiming at T18) with his first dart then misses the big 16 with his second so doesn't even get a shot at bull.
- Rusty having a major tantrum at the table while Menzies appeared to be riding an imaginary horse in the background.

Day 2

- Abigail interviews random Norwegian who says he doesn't even know any of the players and is here to have lots of beers
- Comms saying its Scutt world championship debut
- Random shot of the 16 while John McDonald was introducing the players (Scutt vs Kucik)
- Rod Studd again saying the term "Maxi" for 180. just so pointless
- Jamie Hughes missing the big 18 for 58
- Hughes woes continues has he hits single 1 going for Tops
- Random Stuart Pyke shouting...Well its always with him
- Cameron hit treble 1 on 101 and thought he left 99
- Laura Turner talking about how the World Championship had become more International late in the game between Jules Van Dongen and Darren Penhall.
- Playing the ad music at 2-2 in a set in the Hughes v Cameron game
- Rivera hits big 19 to bust 19 when going for single 3
- Scott Williams tries for a blind 180 in the first leg, One of the darts ends up on the floor
- PDC Admins tweet about the slowness of Asian Players, Just unprofessional and poor form
- Simon Whitlock general play. Looked like he just turned up for a giggle
- Gary Anderson mentioning shit again haha


Day 3

- Glen Durrant says Darren Penhall took out a 138 yesterday when he didn't it was in fact Connor Scutt
- Simon Adams laying up 170 with a single 2
- Dan Dawson saying the word "Averagely"
- Emma Paton saying Norman Madhoo has been at Ally Pally 3 times when in fact he qualified at the Circus Tavern
- Jim Williams goes S12 S18 D20 for 68 resulting in bust he then comes back goes S12 Misses S16 with S8 and dosen't get a shot at the double however Madhoo is nowhere to be seen so Williams still wins the leg
- Darren Penhall throws at 20s on 182 and 1 in hand, Mad tactics
- The presenter called Dylan Slevin "Villain Slevin*.
- The graphics said Luke Humphries was playing against Luke Evans not Lee
- Sky getting very giddy about Fallon's achievements from 4 years ago
- Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Mardle told off for mentioning Beau Greaves
- Viewers could hear Wayne speaking off mic
- Jermaine Wattimena referring to Luke Littler as Luke Hitler
- Rod Studd once again mentioning Maxi..
- Webster seemed to be cheerleader for Lee Evans
- Lee Evans shitting himself on doubles
- Phill Barrs questions which results in slight mockery from Jim Williams & Matt Campbell

Day 4

- John McDonald's pronunciation of Tricole.
- Paton says Mario is a former Lakeside Semi Finalist when in fact it was at the Indigo O2 in 2020
- Webster claiming that Tricole is the first Frenchman to win a game at the world championship. That was years ago. (2020 in fact)
- Gian Van Veen losing his shit and couldn't handle againt Man Leung
- Credit to DFR for alerting my ears to John MacDonald definitely announcing Connor Scrutt.
- Price's Interview claiming he almost wasn't going to play in the event. cringly stuff


Day 5

- The Goto 'Go to' puns are getting stretched very thin by Rod Studd & Glen Durrant
- Glen Durrant declares there is "Nothing to separate them" despite Goto leading Ian White 2-0
- Sky Sports making an error on Jeffrey De Graaf's flag having it as Dutch in the beginning then correctly making him Swedish
- John McDonald welcoming Boris Krcmar when its his opponent Keegan Brown doing his walk on
- James Wade losing in the 1st round for the 2nd year running
- Phill Barrs with a question to Matt Campbell, Which Campbell fact checks him on and tells him he's wrong
- Steve Beaton deciding when on 302 left to hit a 140
- Part says that Pikachu broke Mikuru in the opening leg of the match, when it was just a hold
- Suzuki hits 1 and then D3 when she initially required 36, Pikachu then wins the leg
- Wayne Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Gobshite Mardle describling Keane Barry has world class when he hasn't even proved he is.....yet

Day 6

- Marko Kantele scores 7
- Kantele asking George Noble what way to go for 62.
- Pyke anticipating Luke Littler's debut on the Ally Pally stage when he's actually played there twice before in the JDC final
- Double trouble as Bates and Lennon get stuck on the madhouse
- Camara misses Bates 170 bull attempt
- Spotter looking at D19 when Smith needed 36.
- Ross Smith stung by a wasp 3 times and says little bugger
- The Crowd booing Alex Spellman for no reason
- Ben Robb busts 41 by hitting T14
- Robb bust again this time on D4 throwing 8
- Peter Wrights bizarre performance from his walk-on, Dancing and above all his changing of darts and performance

Day 7

- Michael Bridge opens the show by saying Thibault Tickole instead of Tricole
- The Camera work is shoddy as it misses Mansell's 76 to win the 1st set
- Stuart Pyke saying twice that Van Peer made his GSOD debut in 2020, it was in 2017
- Pyke getting calls wrong, Including 180 from Luke Woodhouse
- Mike De Decker tries to swot a wasp away but gives himself a slap in the face
- Michael Bridge saying Berry van Peer beat Lukehouse
- Tricole having a disaster on doubles 0/13 at one point
- Webby desperation for wanting Rob Cross to win
- Andrew GIlding's interview lasts for 15 seconds which is just pointless
- Gilding almost hits T5 going for the double & chocking doubles in a couple of sets
- Luke Littler suspect counting and setting up
- 23 dart hold of throw to win a set in the second round bad darts from Williams and Noppert
- Heta trying to get into the Premier League wearing a stupid flame hat

Day 8

- Rod Studd's commentating was still woeful
- Ratajski checkouts out 111, Pyke bellows "What about that from Jamie Hughes"
- Pyke's random shouting. Once again its not needed
- Dimitri arse falling out and him losing to Hempel
- Endless sky promos saying that Barney is back after winning his first match, We have heard this for years and nothing happens

Day 9

- Kim Huybrechts poor performance
- The Presenter calling Ricky Evans "Ripped Rappy Evans"
- Lennon making a poor Clayton performance look really good
- Berry Van Peer throws out the board going for S20
- Ricky Evans tripping up the stairs on his walk-on
- Nathan Aspinalls Poor Performance


Day 10

- Presenter going on about Luke Littler getting Instagram followers bellowing "That's what its all about"
- John McDonald calling that its Scott Williams Ally Pally debut when he played in the 2023 edition
- Scott Williams whipping up the crowd, And giving an interview which could upset every German fan
- Clemens not turning up till late vs Dave Chisnall, Well he was always present but didn't get going till Chizzy nearly won
- Rod Studd calls Daryl Gurney "Dariel Gurney"
- Emma Paton, on introducing the coverage, says "We've got two former World champions in action tonight." Nope, there was only one, Van Gerwen.
- Emma Paton saying you have to feel sorry for "Mike Schindler" when she means Martin Schindler
- Sky completely ignoring multiple-time World champion, MVG, and the current World champion, Michael Smith, in previewing the session, spending the whole time talking about Luke Littler.
- Stuart Pyke telling all the viewers every 30 seconds that Luke Littler is just 16
- The mongpit again chanting "You've got school in the morning" at Luke Littler, this despite him having left school and it also being the Christmas holidays.
-The fascination (bordering on obsession) that Luke Littler likes a kebab.
- John Part says that "Luke Littler doesn't know losing". He's lost plenty John, he knows losing!
- Veenstra putting up a poor show vs MVG
- Madars Razma scoring 90 from his first 9 darts but still manages to win the leg against the World Number 1 & defending Champion Michael Smith
- Once again we see some random shouting from Stuart Pyke


Day 11

- Pyke and Webby claiming Searle went single 3 for D11 on 25 on purpose. When in reality he missed big 17 for D4
- Stuart Pyke random shouting (x3)
- Pyke calling Searle "Earl"
- Searle missing a lot of double which cost him the match
- John McDonald getting it wrong again by calling Chris Dobey "Former Masters Champion"
- The opening of the Evening show focused on Luke Littler who was not even playing
- Russ Bray with a miscount during the second set of Price vs Dolan
- Gerwyn Price bottle job, He doesn't like it at the Ally Pally with a crowd
- Camera pans down to 19s when Humphries is going for 120
- Pikachu required a combination outshot and left D18 with the final dart but the camera pans to double top and we completely miss seeing the attempt
- Sky throwing Humphries under the bus with the DRA with replay him mouthing "Fuck sake"
-Polly James, in her pre-match interview with Ricky Evans and in regards to potentially getting a win over Daryl Gurney and advancing in the tournament, says "last 16s, that's what dreams are made of!" Not sure who has dreams about only making the last 16 of a tournament but there you go.
- After the 1st Set of the Gurney/Evans match the interval music doesn't play, The Players know its a break the camera following Gurney who throws a 12
- Daryl Gurney tries his patented flop dart and hits the single 5 not once but twice
- The turgid game, Both under the inference of Alcohol and the crowd switched off. Gurney wins and gives Ricky Evans a big kiss on the lips


Day 12

- Berry Van Peers Walk on Music, Just the worst music you will ever hear
- Heta winning and then doing some strange dancing
- We have to keep mentioning about Stuart Pyke's random shouting
- Sky hyping Barney vs Littler BEFORE Barney's match
- Jim Williams having massive double trouble, lucky for sky that Barney wins
- Rod Studd claiming Barney "Always gets to the last 16" despite the fact its the 1st time for 6 years
- John McDonald making another mistake saying "Welcome back to the 3rd round action" when the competition has moved into the 4th round
- Sky once again overhype a game and player and this time its Bunting who jobs to MVG 4-0 and never looked likely to win a set in the game
- Chris Dobey taking a chip out of the "2" Segment throwing for Double 12
- Michael Smith's losing 4-0. Hasn't happened to a World Champion since John Part in 2007

Day 13

- Anna Woodhouse says there will be a new name on the Trophy this year despite 4 previous champions still being in the tournament.
- Pyke says I'm sure Chizzy's mum calls him David without realising she is died earlier in the year.
- Chizzy's interview after he won, Always painful
- Rod Studd calling Anna "Emma"
- Sky neglecting the opening Anderson vs Dolan match in the build-up, prefering to talk about Littler vs Barneveld and even airing a video of Polly visiting Luke and his Mum at home
- Anderson leaves Shanghai, hits T20 with the first dart, Durrant says "he's gonna get a dart for the leg..." Anderson then hits a big 5 and he doesn't
- Glen Durrant saying "Shabba" What was that all about?
- Dolan required 102; hits S20, then goes bull, D16 for the leg. Duzza claims "the only way to go", when it's clearly not (and I'm sure he knows that)
- The mongpit again chanting "You got school in the morning" to Luke Littler
- John Part says Joe Cullen looks like a Grand Theft Auto character

[Jimmi]

Pyke calling Searle “Earl” keeps cracking me up

[Captain Hobo]

Pyke calling Searle “Earl” keeps cracking me up

Surely listening to a Pyke game without muting him is the true howler there.

I would like to add Cullen's banshees in the crowd being shown every couple of minutes.

[Jimmi]

Pyke calling Searle “Earl” keeps cracking me up

Surely listening to a Pyke game without muting him is the true howler there.

I would like to add Cullen's banshees in the crowd being shown every couple of minutes.

Can’t really blame Cullen’s family for cheering him

[tungsten tossers]

Pyke calling Searle “Earl” keeps cracking me up

Surely listening to a Pyke game without muting him is the true howler there.

I would like to add Cullen's banshees in the crowd being shown every couple of minutes.

Can’t really blame Cullen’s family for cheering him

Wrong Turn Bradford

[Mabbsy]

Oche loving populating the daily diary as it's the PDC worlds despite him neglecting the Lakeside howlers earlier this month.

Top shroomery from the Ochster.

[oche balboa]

Oche loving populating the daily diary as it's the PDC worlds despite him neglecting the Lakeside howlers earlier this month.

Top shroomery from the Ochster.

I included myself on the WDF Howlers lad.. Stop crying

[oche balboa]

Oche loving populating the daily diary as it's the PDC worlds despite him neglecting the Lakeside howlers earlier this month.

Top shroomery from the Ochster.

I included myself on the WDF Howlers lad.. Stop crying

[sennafan24]

Oche calling an OAP "lad" there.

[Jimmi]

Oche double posting

[Mabbsy]

Oche calling an OAP "lad" there.

Middle aged fella, few years left yet I hope