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HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:27 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:22 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:21 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:06 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:17 pm I am seriously still considering standing as an independent and when I get elected as the MP for Crewe and Nantwich I will make a difference or something. I will aim to help all my constituents, well except one person

We’ve got 3 independent councillors - useless turds!

I might stand as a TDF candidate. Just think of the publicity I could get this place.

This place is on life support - doomed regardless

It’s not doomed mate, it’s going through a transitional phase.

Amen!

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:32 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:29 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:54 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:17 pm I am seriously still considering standing as an independent and when I get elected as the MP for Crewe and Nantwich I will make a difference or something. I will aim to help all my constituents, well except one person

Your MP seems like one of the most boring people in parliament. Impressive.

He isn’t my MP mate, I don’t live in the Crewe or Nantwich area. I live just outside Chesterfield although the IP tracker thinks I live in Hatfield outside London.

So you are a carpetbagging cunt! I expected better from you.

Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:31 pm Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:39 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:31 pm Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

I think HJ would have the common decency.. to give you a reach around

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:39 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:31 pm Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

I like you. You know that.

But no fucking chance I'd vote for you.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:39 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:31 pm Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

Bob Ross would be great at canvassing for you..

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:39 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:31 pm Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

Bob Ross would be great at canvassing for you..

I’d want the leaflets delivering without someone shitting on them first.

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:08 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

I like you. You know that.

But no fucking chance I'd vote for you.

I wasn’t counting on Your vote just a few leaflets delivering.
If by some miracle I was elected as your MP ( I’m banking heavily on the good citizens of Crewe and Nantwich rejecting en masse mainstream politics).
How long would it be before you moved out of the constituency

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:16 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:08 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

I like you. You know that.

But no fucking chance I'd vote for you.

I wasn’t counting on Your vote just a few leaflets delivering.
If by some miracle I was elected as your MP ( I’m banking heavily on the good citizens of Crewe and Nantwich rejecting en masse mainstream politics).
How long would it be before you moved out of the constituency

Daft question klaxon.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:13 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:39 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:31 pm Are you aware which form member lives in that constituency?

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

Bob Ross would be great at canvassing for you..

I’d want the leaflets delivering without someone shitting on them first.

Canvassing - door knocking.. asking which way people are voting

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:17 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:16 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:08 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

I like you. You know that.

But no fucking chance I'd vote for you.

I wasn’t counting on Your vote just a few leaflets delivering.
If by some miracle I was elected as your MP ( I’m banking heavily on the good citizens of Crewe and Nantwich rejecting en masse mainstream politics).
How long would it be before you moved out of the constituency

Daft question klaxon.

Not really a daft question, but you can argue the points above it were somewhat of a pipe dream.

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:23 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:13 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:39 pm

Before you get your hopes up HJ.

No, I don't want to meet for a drink.

I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

Bob Ross would be great at canvassing for you..

I’d want the leaflets delivering without someone shitting on them first.

Canvassing - door knocking.. asking which way people are voting

I’ll get my mate Wazzer to be my electoral agent. Mind you he is a headcase and I could see him having several ‘altercations’ with the electorate. I need to ask him how many criminal convictions he has.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:26 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:23 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:13 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:07 pm

I don’t believe I asked mate, but I will need someone to post some leaflets for me. You could always fit it in when you do your nightly jog.

Bob Ross would be great at canvassing for you..

I’d want the leaflets delivering without someone shitting on them first.

Canvassing - door knocking.. asking which way people are voting

I’ll get my mate Wazzer to be my electoral agent. Mind you he is a headcase and I could see him having several ‘altercations’ with the electorate. I need to ask him how many criminal convictions he has.

Thorn is your man for knocking doors. MH your agent

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:32 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:26 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:23 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:13 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:12 pm

Bob Ross would be great at canvassing for you..

I’d want the leaflets delivering without someone shitting on them first.

Canvassing - door knocking.. asking which way people are voting

I’ll get my mate Wazzer to be my electoral agent. Mind you he is a headcase and I could see him having several ‘altercations’ with the electorate. I need to ask him how many criminal convictions he has.

Thorn is your man for knocking doors. MH your agent

I stopped reading after the first word of your post above.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:36 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:32 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:26 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:23 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:13 pm

I’d want the leaflets delivering without someone shitting on them first.

Canvassing - door knocking.. asking which way people are voting

I’ll get my mate Wazzer to be my electoral agent. Mind you he is a headcase and I could see him having several ‘altercations’ with the electorate. I need to ask him how many criminal convictions he has.

Thorn is your man for knocking doors. MH your agent

I stopped reading after the first word of your post above.

Think of all his multiples - an army of door knockers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crewe_a ... stituency)

Here are the GE results from the above constituency. It needs someone to break the same old boring 2 party monopoly in this seat.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:45 pm https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crewe_a ... stituency)

Here are the GE results from the above constituency. It needs someone to break the same old boring 2 party monopoly in this seat.

It’s like that across the land.. Labour will win it in the next GE. Don’t do a DBG at Q school and waste £500 standing.

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 8:36 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:45 pm https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crewe_a ... stituency)

Here are the GE results from the above constituency. It needs someone to break the same old boring 2 party monopoly in this seat.

It’s like that across the land.. Labour will win it in the next GE. Don’t do a DBG at Q school and waste £500 standing.

In many seats it is. The chances of an independent candidate or a novelty candidate are very very slim. The losing of £500 doesn’t concern me, it’s more a laugh really.
Lord Montgomery Tarquin Usher the 3rd representing the TDF party would look good on the ballot paper at least.

I would love to see more independent candidates elected. I don’t have any affiliation to any political party.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:26 pm In many seats it is. The chances of an independent candidate or a novelty candidate are very very slim. The losing of £500 doesn’t concern me, it’s more a laugh really.
Lord Montgomery Tarquin Usher the 3rd representing the TDF party would look good on the ballot paper at least.

I would love to see more independent candidates elected. I don’t have any affiliation to any political party.